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Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Sweats, Jan 12, 2013.

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  1. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    People that can't reverse park.

    I'm currently sat in my car having reversed into a space in town.. The car in front has now left, it was a people carrier.. Three people have tried to reverse park in the space unsuccessfully then some posh twat has just managed to get it in while his wife directs him into the space and now he has left me no room to get out.. Think I shall go and nut him..
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    matth22 for Room 101

    Discuss.............................
     
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  3. DerekTheMole

    DerekTheMole Well-Known Member

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    Javelin...................
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Dear dear. I nearly put 'discus' but thought nah, that's as old as the hills. Which hills I have no idea <ok>
     
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  5. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    People who stand in door ways.

    They're for access, not for you to block while you text you ****. **** off out of it.
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    With you on this Rufflad.

    Also, twats who don't stop at zebra crossings when it's clear you're waiting to cross. ****ers <grr>
     
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  7. DerekTheMole

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    Twats who walk intently at a zebra crossing, so you stop but they do not cross

    Women who decide to stop in the most irritating places in supermarkets, blocking everybody else from getting past or to the ****ing cheese because they have no idea that other people are trying to shop too. And yes it is ALWAYS women.
     
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  8. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>

    I was doing this yesterday after my rant about parking waiting for someone to turn up to look at a **** flat..
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Most estate agents I know do exactly the same <ok>
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    That Splash diving show on ITV saturday needs to go bloody terrible.
     
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  11. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    It would be better if they renamed it 'Splat' and removed the water from the pool. I'd love it then <ok>
     
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    shame on you, stealing a comedians work <grr>
     
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    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Which comedian ??

    I heard it on Hallam FM <ok>
     
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    Estate agent speak.

    A lovely family home requiring some tender loving care - **** hole, needs to be completely refurbished

    Forming the principle part of this lovely home - semi-detached

    Well appointed - nice house, **** area

    Rarely available - overpriced
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Ahh, so it was you. ****er.



    Talking of your parking issue, just had to wait in the hossy car park while this woman in an enormous Mercedes people carrier did a 79 point parking manouvre to go into a space FORWARDS. She couldn't even just drive in, I'd have half understood (only a very small bit) were she going into the space behind her in her un neccessary behemoth mobile.

    No, she straightend up and drove in forwards. I shudder to think what will happen when she has to reverse out. Gridlock round town I reckon.
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    When I was married, we lived right next to a pond known throughout Warrington as 'Ackers Pit'. A house close by was up for sale, so when I was in Stockton Heath, I had a look in the Halifax window. The house was described as being adjacent to local beauty spot and bird watching paradise called 'Ackers Mere'.

    ****ers <doh>
     
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  17. Drogs

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    sean lock, said it on that 8/10 cats. You ****ing thief.
     
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  18. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Rather be a thief than a twatfish <laugh>
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What's it like being both?


    If the retort is "Dunno. You tell us", it's a very, very poor effort <ok>
     
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  20. Drogs

    Drogs Well-Known Member

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    you definitely would not
     
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