But...but...but...

If I threw a party every time I made an idiot look like an idiot I would be constantly pished.

 

Offshore sunshine.

It's all there in black and white. If you have any further queries, tough ****, I'm done.

 

Any spare commandos?

 

ESS Chappy?

Get the mop oot big man

 

Sound like your are.

(Constantly pished!!! Mr Pedantic!)

 

Come again?..

 

Claims to work offshore.

Doesn't know who ESS are

 

Was actually referring to the mop part!

It's nearly impossible to prove it without giving personal information (vantage card number etc) and I'd imagine every question you could ask someone would be answerable via google? No?

 

**** sake...

 

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Midget Mops

 

Polishing mops actually ya ****in moppet!

 

Aye, nae bother Moppy, whatever you say.

 

what does plumsaucesaurus mean Venom?

 

On no! Someone on the Internet doesn't believe me!!! What am I going to do?!?!

Are you rusty bullet? If so, ****in WHY?!?!

 

Nothing whatsoever. It's something I said when I was pished.

 

I'm just bamming you up FFS.

I'm Venom, Rusty & Baw Claw

 

You're cool, can we be friends, tiger?!

 

And Dev

 

definitely?

 

Dear God I thought it was only me on here myself and everyone else was some manifestation of Edge.

If we are being honest about it I'm also Albatross and Hoopy.