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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Boss, I'd really like to play, please give me a chance. I can either be right back, centre bak, right midfield / wing-back, or defensive midfield. I won't let you down. I'll give 100%.
     
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  2. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Obi, you were in yesterday's team so my powers won't reach you for a day or two, I will keep you in my thoughts though! <ok>
     
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  3. Agent Bruce

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    Think we'll play you right back Obi.













    Right back behind the goal.
     
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  4. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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  5. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Fair enough. Despite my desire to play I do appreciate it is a team game and the squad rotation system means we all get a go. Being a true pro, I'm happy to support the team whoever starts. <ok>


    Don't expect the same from Agent Bruce though. If he's not picked he's likely to throw a Balotelli fit on you, or maybe even a Tevez.
     
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  6. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    The old ones are the best AB.


    So I guess that means you'll be getting a game after all.
     
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  7. Agent Bruce

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    Or maybe even a Hazard.
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

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    Just had a call, only offered me £30k a week so I told them what to do with their £30k.

    Come on now, what an you be expected to get on £30k a week these days?
     
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  9. Agent Bruce

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    Just called me back, they want me to go over to Darsley Park for a training session and they're prepared to up the offer to £45k.

    Just wondering if I should take it or stick out for £50k.
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

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    Think I'll go over to Darsley Park anyway and see what comes of it.

    Might see you at one of the games. Might even have a few tickets to give away.
     
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  11. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    AB, it appears 'Arry has just heard about the bid and wants to offer you £100k per week, a £1m signing on fee, a luxury £5m apartment in Landan and as many dancing girls as you like. Of course, as your agent I told him where to go and that money and girls are not your priority when you have the chance to play for your beloved Toon!
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Afternoon rep pickers......
     
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  13. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    rep given where possible!
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    rep
     
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  15. Cove

    Cove Well-Known Member

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    Pulpe
    Givemethickerhoops
    Astroturfnaut

    All repped
     
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  16. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst
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    Laced with arsenic and hemlock should have helped mate
     
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  17. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst
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    34 years and still going mate. I should know better I suppose, but it's probably the only enjoyment I have got got at the moment
     
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  18. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Today's likely lads and lasses are:-

    VHR
    Cove
    Pulpe
    lamballana
    ristac
    ACS
    Hornette_TID :emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart
    CJS
    DHCanary
    Ron

    All repped out till tomorrow

    <cheers>
     
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  19. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst
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    Afternoon all. The team sheet is being drawn up now. There are a few I need to give a late fitness to though.
     
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  20. ellandback

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