Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

I've had to switch streams a couple of times

 

Dropping last nights 14' pizza, garlic bread, two donuts & chocolate yogurt along with todays Sunday dinner and a full Tolberone bar. MAGIC

 

Sounds like a smelly one, gross!

 

Nope. Annoyingly got rushed by the eldest boy needing a piss

 

Well that's no good! You didn't have time to enjoy it!

 

No worries, sent the little fu<ker to bed

 

How old is your oldest?

With all the crap you ate, he might have done you a favour

 

He's five, youngest is three

 

Cool, just got two boys?

I'd be gutted, you spend hours planning how the perfect dump is going to go, then you get an intruder!

 

Just the two, thats plenty

I think it was very inconsiderate and I will be returning the favour when he's older

 

I'd like 3 tbh, my sister wanted 3, had the two then went to have the third and got another free

 

I always wanted two, was bought up as part of a four-family too. Think with three one always misses out, needs to be an even number. Plus, any more than two and it becomes hard to 'find the culprit' when they've been little bar stools

 

I'm one of four, but four is just like ugh and two is not enough. But I may change my mind once I have one

 

One is alright but most people fall into the trap of thinking a second would just be twice the work. It's not, it's more like triple or quadruple the work depending on how well behaved (or not) they are!!!

 

I think having one is just weird though (no offence to anyone who has one child)

 

Having one means you end up with a spoilt brat

 

This this this this this!!

 

My threads been ruined

 

Are you the only child then Bluff?

 

Nah man, oldest of 3, younger bro (3 years) and Sis ( 8 years). I coach full-time and the kids who you have the most disciplinary problems with are the only child kids. always.