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Pray4Mojo said:
Girls are strange.
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No they are not they just require a lot of work.

Treat them as very special but don't let them know you are keen.

They must always feel just that little bit uncertain about you. Will you stay or will you go?

Women like drama and mystery and fairy tales. Remember the beauty and the beast.

People have been teaching you about women ever since you were a small child. What do think Jack and Jill was all about? You just haven't been taking any notice.

Remember Carmen. She'll teach you all you need to know and she was the creation of a Frenchman and they are reputed to know a great deal about women.

It takes years to understand women and then when you have finally cracked it you are far too old to show any interest in them anymore.
 
I am pretty good at sleeping with girls, but terrible at keeping one's I genuinely like.

Their weird games confuse the hell out of me sometimes.
 
Southampton's 7&11 said:
Their weird games confuse the hell out of me sometimes.
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They learn their devious ways from their mothers from the very moment they are born.

I am afraid our Dad's let us boys down a little bit when it comes to being able to manipulate women.

They too should coach us in the crafty ways of womenhood instead they take us into the garden and teach us how to kick a ball FFS.
 
St Godders of Windsor said:
They learn their devious ways from their mothers from the very moment they are born.

I am afraid our Dad's let us boys down a little bit when it comes to being able to manipulate women.

They too should coach us in the crafty ways of womenhood instead they take us into the garden and teach us how to kick a ball FFS.
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Haha, this is one of my favourite posts ever on this forum
 
Can't believe how many pages we have all just added to the transfer thread talking about twitter...

All of the older posters will wake up tomorrow and wonder what the hell we were all on about
 
I only really use twitter to cater to my NFL audience. Got loads of tweets but 95% of them are to other people rather than annoying public ones cause I'm a good guy
 
Mr. Nice said:
I only really use twitter to cater to my NFL audience. Got loads of tweets but 95% of them are to other people rather than annoying public ones cause I'm a good guy
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**** off are you a good guy.
 
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