He's an elivas, then? A reverse-Savile Humping grannies by befriending their grandchildren, shagging alive people, **** like that.
Cher ffs? please log in to view this image I would rather re-enact some of those genital mutilation pics I post than go anywhere near her.
She'd be like the last five minutes of a washing machine cycle. I reckon she'd take dick until it physically fractured her
Are you kidding? She can barely move/walk. You'd have to use a small crane to lift her onto the bed and then she'd just lie there, her arms probably don't ****ing move either. It'd be like shagging ER's fat disabled mum, so it's a 'no' for me.
Priscilla still looked half decent in the Police Squad movies but it all went South when her plastic surgeon made her face look like Herman Munster. Cher before any surgery back in the 60's when that Hobbit looking Sonny Bono was schtupping it was lovely. I liked the bump on her nose and the uneven teeth, she looked more like the girl next door type back then. She looks like Pete Burns from Dead or Alive nowadays.