Toby Anstis

When I was at school, I heard yer man Anstis was into all sorts of boaby.

Heard he pumped two of Take That and all sorts.

Turns out, he's a mad glamourgranny shagger.

First, he pumped Cher and now he's knobbing Priscilla Pressley

I offer no objections. Carry on and get them pumped, sir

Right enough, Priscilla's growler is probably 80% reconstructed these days but it's worth it solely to be able to tell your mates that you stirred Elvis' porridge.

 

Is this the best thread of 2013?

 

Hunners of room in this pic for him to be poking the Pressley Poonani

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Could've been the worst what with its poor start.

The tags have saved it, somewhat, though.


P.S I also heard Andi Peters battered him after showering him in lovepaste

 

Dunno who he is but he has a cool name

 

Never heard of the bloke. Who is he?

 

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=toby anstis

 

Toby Antspiss used to be a kiddies presenter and has also been on Heart radio. I was also convinced he was a bufftie but fair play if he is on the MILF/Cougar circuit.

Hard to know if Mrs Presley would be enjoying the session or not, she's had far too much Botox and her mush doesn't move at all. If she cracked a smile I think it would actually crack her face, she looks like a waxwork.

 

According to that link, he recently made a cameo on the BBC Three series Mongrels.

 

As a puppet?

 

Don't know I never watched it.

ER probably did, ask that ****

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/comedy/2010/06/mongrels-tonight.shtml

 

Who d'ye reckon would be the better ride?

Presley has been up and down dongs since she was 13 but I reckon she'd like some sycophantic attention and appears unable to move most of her muscles.

Cher, though, could probably deepthroat King Kong and looks like she likes it rough.

 

He was excellent on Buzzcocks, i saw Toby Anstis in Soho Dean St a few years ago and i thought he was a cock muncher so well done for porking all these old bitches . He is a Jew though Jacky so i doubt you like him.

 

I'd rather pump Cher...

 

Like for like, fanny for fanny, I'd have taken Priscilla back in the day.

Nowadays, it's gotsta be Cher.

She'd keep two dicks busy

 

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From his wiki page:

 

Ah wid both but if I had no choice then probably Cher. I still got the image of her sat on that ships big gun in her video. I'd fire a few shells up her plastic **** alright.

 

Yeah, back in the day, when she was legal, defo prascilla... now, cher - she'd take it like a trooper!