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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 26, 2011.

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  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    You just repped them? They haven't been seen since.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Dec 26, 2012
  2. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst Staff Member

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    They're still in the kitchen sorting dinner mate <ok>
     
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    Resurgam, Dec 26, 2012
  3. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Tell me AB, do you REALLY need me to answer that?

    <laugh>
     
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    canary-dave, Dec 26, 2012
  4. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Are you sure you're not having them for dinner?
     
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    Agent Bruce, Dec 26, 2012
  5. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst Staff Member

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    Definitely not mate.
    My tastes buds aren't that rich
     
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    Resurgam, Dec 26, 2012
  6. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Yes, I was always too embarrassed to listen to the birds and bees talk when I was a youngster and never found out.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Dec 26, 2012

  7. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    The only bit I remember is my Dad telling me to mind I didn't put my foot in it! That really upset me!

    I've only got eleven and a half inches!

    <wah><wah><wah><wah><wah>
     
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    canary-dave, Dec 26, 2012
  8. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst Staff Member

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    Thats easy AB. It's the underscore and TID.

    Try changing your name to Agent Bruce_TID. That should do the trick. Plus get yourself an avatar of you in leather boots <ok> <cheers>
     
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    Resurgam, Dec 26, 2012
  9. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    So that's the secret, the leather boots!
     
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    Agent Bruce, Dec 26, 2012
  10. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    That's Maestro's secret! You should see him on Cromer Pier in his high-heeled thigh high boots and leather thong! A site for sore eyes, I can tell you!

    <yikes>
     
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    canary-dave, Dec 26, 2012
  11. Beardsley's Shimmy

    Beardsley's Shimmy Well-Known Member

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    Merry Christmas REP
     
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    Beardsley's Shimmy, Dec 26, 2012
  12. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst Staff Member

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    They were my waders which, as you well know, I only wore when I went fishing.
     
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    Resurgam, Dec 26, 2012
  13. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    No comment on the thong I see!

    <whistle>
     
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    canary-dave, Dec 26, 2012
  14. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst Staff Member

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    That wasnt a thong, it was a flag.
     
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    Resurgam, Dec 26, 2012
  15. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Thanks for all the rep lads and lasses

    I'm well chuffed :D
     
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    Minxy, Dec 26, 2012
  16. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    I must have mis-heard! I didn't think you'd said you were FLAGGED in the bollocks!
     
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    canary-dave, Dec 26, 2012
  17. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst Staff Member

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    Red carded mate. Indefinite ban <yikes> <wah>
     
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    Resurgam, Dec 26, 2012
  18. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Chuffed or chaffed?
     
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    Agent Bruce, Dec 26, 2012
  19. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Chuffed.

    Defo


    Lol
     
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    Minxy, Dec 26, 2012
  20. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Don't need any Vaseline then?
     
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    Agent Bruce, Dec 26, 2012
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