Kirk 'Sicknote' Broadfoot has hired Bumhole of the Bailey, Paul McBride, to defend him in his assault case at Ayr Sheriff Court tomorrow. McBride defends Broadfoot I hadn't realised that McBride was also McGregor's lawyer after the allegations of sexual assault last year.
Celtic and their representatives take no notice of other people's religion, colour or associations. We are open to all. Can you imagine Donald Findlay QC representing Neil Lennon?
"So Neil, a bit of a result there. Through my legal wizardry I managed to get your 4 match touchline ban 'commuted' to death-by-stoning."
Bumhole of the Bailey? I did not know Paul McBride had ever worked at the Old Bailey. There was me thinking his field of expertise was Scots Law.