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Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by BCR, Jan 26, 2011.

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  1. Just had a curry to set me up for the morning <ok>
     
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  2. jenners04

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    toilet roll in fridge, or did you just have a girly curry like a bhuna?
     
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  3. It wasn't a hot curry, it was a home-made Rogan Josh. Been to the mothers for dinner <ok>
     
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  4. Sweats

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    Has anyone produced a grogan on work time?
     
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  5. Come again...?
     
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  6. Sweats

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    A grogan is a **** of legendary proportions.

    One that hits the water before exiting your arse.
     
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  7. Oh, in that case, my five year old is a natural <ok>
     
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  8. Jonesey

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    Oh yes! Quite often in fact.

    I have fairly regular bowel movements and we eat loads of fresh fruit & veg - I'm probably healthier now than I was 30 years ago, which is a worry <laugh>

    Well, apart from the diabetes, the gout, the hypertension, the tinnitus......
     
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  9. My curry is still brewing away...
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

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    GFu<k me Jonesey. You really are a barrel of laughs <ok>
     
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  11. There you go lowering the tone again <whistle>
     
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  12. Jonesey

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    And that's on a good day! <laugh>
     
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    Get some weed down you <ok>
     
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  14. Jonesey

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    Soon as I get home mate - last day today <ok>
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

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    I've got tomorrow as well, and I'm in between Crimbo and new year <doh> Good job I've got £150 worth of the stuff and I'm getting a vapouriser. Bit expensive but they're great <ok>
     
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  16. I'm yet to dispose of last nights curry, I just had a egg, bacon and sausage cob and I've got a Steak and Kidney pie for pudding, that should hopefully do the tick <ok>
     
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    Sh1thouse <ok>
     
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  18. You been watching Family guy <laugh>
     
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  19. Magic Ted

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    Lovely image of Gerrez squatting over the toilet taking a **** while watching the Europa league draw and typing on his phone. Lavvvly.
     
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