They hadn't finished selling the Easter Eggs. Who the hell would buy mince pies in August that had a sell by date for October? The Turkeys are going to get well confused. "It's alright dear, he won't be wringing our necks for months yet . . . . AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH"
Best Christmas song - Greg Lake and "I believe in Father Christmas" Slade were bellowing out in the local centre this weekend, it is one of the worst songs ever.
We have a shop in Weston selling all the old fashioned sweets, they are not allowed to call the original "Old English" humbugs by that name as it has been deemed "racist!" How peculiar!
Are Humbugs Black with a White stripe or White with a Black Stripe? Its important for the evolution of multiculture within Britain.