Saints transfer rumour thread

Well, evidently not!

 

Mods can we sticky this thread?

 

I know it's always good to get discussion rolling, but it's a tad early don't you think, Lambie?

I think the Mods should wake up on Boxing Day, bellies full, indigestion rumbling and heads aching, sticky the thread, and we can all count in the new year by dreaming up moves for Pique and Thiago Silva whilst ridiculing twitter ITKs claiming Lambert it is on his way to Liverpool in a straight swap for Downing. Then January will slowly drag on with us buying a couple of nobodies who were on the reserve team of a League Two side for free, and selling a few bits of deadwood whilst DTLW gives us random twitter updates from wannabe journos.

I can't wait! I think we should create another Saint Gaston thread and just pretend he's joining us again by playing the whole saga out, because it was so much fun last time.

 

Maybe just seem to remember we started the summer one in March!

 

Can't we wait until January before we reveal our ignorance and delusions, unless Nicola would care to join in

 

I'm sure Nicola spends loads of times on Internet forums, he'll roll up in these parts sooner or later!

 

People think he's on SaintsWeb - either himself, or he's got a guy on the case.

 

IMO we need a winger in January, maybe on loan to replace Mayuka for when he plays in the African Cup of Nations.

 

You mean take his place on the bench?

I agree though, another legitimate winger in the squad would be nice.

 

Tom Ince! Woo!

 

I thought someone said he was on here? I think it might have been gomarchingin. It would explain a lot. Cortese is not a native English-speaker for example.

Plus it's hilariously ironic if the boss of the club this forum is about was banned from it

He hasn't played much anyway, so we probably won't really miss him. I wonder if it's because we know we'll be without him and don't want to give him a first-team run until after the tournament?

 

I think we should play Mayuka more, it would add a lot more pace than we already have and he terrorised defences in the African Cup earlier this year

 

I don't think you're the only one mate!

 

He favours Puncheon more and we have too many strikers, so there might as well be a plaque for his space on the bench from now on

 

Matthew Phillips appeared to be a main target for us in the summer and now their manager has moved on then finally getting him in January should be simpler

 

Not sure we need him!

 

I am Cortese, I think you're all twats. Just for that i'll keep the home kit mostly red to piss you all off .

 

I am Spartacus.

 

I'm Brian and so's my wife!

 

I feel we need another Japanese player to add to our collection. Nagatomo?