Any driver on the grid could drive that Ferrari better than Massa!
But Massa would be triple WDC in the Red Bull
Was going to say Morgan Freeman. Hmmm - a car film with Morgan Freeman and Tom Hanks. It could be a winner!
No offence to any Austrian's out there but that national anthem is terribly dull. Couldn't someone like Eddie Jordan come on and do a rap over it or something?
Nah, easily five times WDC!
Schumachers record would already be broken by Massa if he had Newey on his side obviously!
I've just sent that post off to the Academy. Surely they'll have faith in it and we shall be stinking rich in no time!
I'm never sure when the German anthem ends and the Austrian one begins, so it feels like it goes on forever...

Schumachers record would already be broken by Massa if he had Newey on his side obviously!
Red Bull and Vettel are like the ManUre of F1 - nobody wants them to win...
Ok.... Marshals drop Sebs car I think?
Well then you get on the first flight to India and you hunt 'em down Silver!
I wouldn't mind so much if there was some kind of struggle or racing involved
And it's not just Vettel, Horner and Newey are possibly even more annoying.
Red Bull and Vettel are like the ManUre of F1 - nobody wants them to win...
