Ahm no from Devon, just live 'ere! But i do have a couple of cousins (female) that i widnae mind a pop at. ****, mebe i've lived here too long.
So you live in Devon but don't come from Devon. This is going to be too easy. [NSFW]Let's see: Rope - check; 14 inch black rubber cock - check; gimp mask - check; rohypnol - **** it I'll just get him drunk on cider...[/NSFW]
Nae ****er down here comes from Devon, mostly the ****ers come from Yorkshire, or The hoora henry's from Surry and the like. the devonians are a dying breed.
Free weekend? Go to the pub at opening time, get embarrassingly drunk, be over-friendly to anybody that comes anywhere near the bar where you're sitted, call them stuck-up-bastards when they ignore you (which they all will), leave when you wet yourself, go home, log on to not606 and go to the Rangers board, spend the early hours of Sunday morning calling everyone that is or even isn't logged on "sad no-life bastards" and regaling the empty board with tales of your imaginary crazy night out. Cry yourself to sleep. Works for some