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GroveRanger said:
So, your other half goes away with the kids for the weekend. No DIY to do, cleaning all done, fridge and cupboards full of grub. You have the entire weekend to yourself and will not be bothered by anyone and will have no interuptions.

What would you do?
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Taking Christina Hendricks to the worlds end on the High St tonight while the wife's away. :emoticon-0107-sweat
 
StereoTypist said:
True. By the time I'm finished with him this wont be the only crippled cock:

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****in scrumpy tastes like (i should imagine) the contents of a colostomy bag.
And yer right ST, come near me with that cock o yours and it will be crippled, but not how youse think. <grr>
 
They were selling that Cripple Cock Scrumpy in the pub I was in last night. There was a country band on "Rattle Shack", sort of Dukes of Hazard type music, they were pretty good. The barmaid was stunning: blonde, great figure, little top exposing most of her jugs and midriff, tiny denim hotpants and cowboy boots. Yeeehaw!
 
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