Sounds like a plan. Remember to knock one out into her underwear drawer. It's an unwritten law. It's your duty whenever you find yourself in the house alone.
I'd probably take the caravan to Devon, have a delicious vegetarian meal, discuss my favourite football team on a forum (rather than go see them) then go watch a delightful play.
I get 4 'free' nights a week on the Isle of Man and spend half of 'em talking ****e to Tina and MD on chatbox
I should check both yours and EDGE's posting history and see who's the most obsessed by me. Actually, nah. You probably win by a nose. By the way it was Cornwall, not Devon. Close. A bit like you were close thinking that going to see a play was gay when it's actually musical theatre (I leave that sort of thing to ER).
Thank **** for that, the thought of you running about with your morbid anal gaping ideas in the same county as me while i sleep is ****ing terrifying.
I went to see Jaws 3D with my new Chinese family, it had subtitles but I couldn't help feeling superior as I didn't need to read it... When I went for a piss I saw dead cockroaches ,this was far scarier than the film which I found amusing... The 3d glasses were ****ing massive and heavy ...
I went to see Jaws 3D with my new Chinese family, it had subtitles but I couldn't help feeling superior as I didn't need to read it... When I went for a piss I saw dead cockroaches ,this was far scarier than the film which I found amusing... The 3d glasses were ****ing massive and heavy ...
Do you sleep with your sister? If not, that'll KO 50% of the blokes and narrow my search considerably.
