The Comedians

Lol, you got me.

Red setter, intimate petter.

 

I thought intimate petting was Syd's job?

 

Don,t see why the old should have all the fun.

 

You spelled twat wrong mate.

'knew i was a TWAT'

Happy to help

 

ooh, you Knob.

 

Bit harsh, like i say i was only trying to help.

Felcher.

 

Nowt wrong wiv a bit felch

 

I dont know who's who anymore.

 

HA HA HA,

Whoever tagged 'lift tail for g-spot' meet me at access 11 north stand tomorrow pint on me.

Ha ha, world class!

 

I've heard that happens in your twilight years mate

 

Sorry mate, I can't make the match tomorrow! I'll settle for one of these

 

Not sure I like the reputation system any more...

'I'll kiss your love nuts if you let me slide my leathery love monster homo erectile fountain sausage inside your secret love nest. Come get me big boy and bring some nuts or pork scratchings Mxx'

Anyone want to own up to that travesty?

 

I think that's quite sensitive

 

bet prince william was glad the queen finally cut the ribbon,

and pronounced, kate's legs open

 

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Archbishop: Queen Elizabeth, did you pass on any words of wisdom to your new daughter-in-law?
Queen: Yes, no porking away from home and wear a seat belt biatch

 

shame if this did not make 200 fter all this, bump, bump

 

women around the world are deciding whether they liked kate's dress or not.

men are deciding who they'd rather shag, kate or her sister...

 

sister

 

at the wedding do last night, harry and will were talking,

harry says "where's dad?"

will replies "don't know he wasn't invited, but mines over there dancing".

 

I will set you up for 200