Bale

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deliberately tripped himself.

he could put his right leg down and keep going but he deliberately (against all natural instincts to avoid falling) twitches it up again briefly so that he goes down as if he's been forced to, which he hasn't.

Brilliant. <applause>
 
"The penalty decision swung the game in their favour and I feel awful about that. I think there might have been a bit of contact, to be fair to Bale.
"It wasn't a challenge as such, he just ran across me and part of his legs touched mine. I don't think he dived. It was just a coming together.
"I haven't seen it again but I have to be honest - my gut feeling was that he didn't dive. I'm pretty sure I didn't put a challenge in but I think there was some contact.
- Shaun Maloney, Wigan Athletic and Scotland.

Some people look like total ****s now, don't they? <laugh>
 
"The penalty decision swung the game in their favour and I feel awful about that. I think there might have been a bit of contact, to be fair to Bale.
"It wasn't a challenge as such, he just ran across me and part of his legs touched mine. I don't think he dived. It was just a coming together.
"I haven't seen it again but I have to be honest - my gut feeling was that he didn't dive. I'm pretty sure I didn't put a challenge in but I think there was some contact.
- Shaun Maloney, Wigan Athletic and Scotland.

Some people look like total ****s now, don't they? <laugh>

He purposely kicked Maloney's leg before purposely tripping himself, before purposely not staying on his feet to make sure the ref, the cameras and the defender all thought there was contact made to take him down.
 
Levy will try it next summer.
Flog McEvoy, pretending he's Bale.
Get Bale on a sunbed, shave his head and make him grow a beard, then pretend that we've signed a new winger.
 
For those that may have missed the other goal:

[video=youtube;OVTbLX3w8-c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVTbLX3w8-c[/video]

"Sorry Charlie, what was that? I couldn't hear you as I was too busy scoring."
 
For those that may have missed the other goal:

[video=youtube;OVTbLX3w8-c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVTbLX3w8-c[/video]

"Sorry Charlie, what was that? I couldn't hear you as I was too busy scoring."

Adam tried to shove him over and still couldn't stop him scoring <laugh>
 
Spokesman from Real "AVB, thees Bale, he is sheet , do u want eem back for 10 million euro?"

Going by AVB's interviews his response would be " You do not understand aaaaaaaaaaaaaa player of this dimension is not someone you sell back before he is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan immense player of magnitude and dimensions..... immense."