Sorry to tell all Spurs fans that Bale will be staying in Wales and will be playing for Swansea City for the rest of the season.
"The penalty decision swung the game in their favour and I feel awful about that. I think there might have been a bit of contact, to be fair to Bale. "It wasn't a challenge as such, he just ran across me and part of his legs touched mine. I don't think he dived. It was just a coming together. "I haven't seen it again but I have to be honest - my gut feeling was that he didn't dive. I'm pretty sure I didn't put a challenge in but I think there was some contact. - Shaun Maloney, Wigan Athletic and Scotland. Some people look like total ****s now, don't they?
He purposely kicked Maloney's leg before purposely tripping himself, before purposely not staying on his feet to make sure the ref, the cameras and the defender all thought there was contact made to take him down.
Levy will try it next summer. Flog McEvoy, pretending he's Bale. Get Bale on a sunbed, shave his head and make him grow a beard, then pretend that we've signed a new winger.
For those that may have missed the other goal: [video=youtube;OVTbLX3w8-c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVTbLX3w8-c[/video] "Sorry Charlie, what was that? I couldn't hear you as I was too busy scoring."
Going by AVB's interviews his response would be " You do not understand aaaaaaaaaaaaaa player of this dimension is not someone you sell back before he is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan immense player of magnitude and dimensions..... immense."
You can have Jenas and a picture of Sylvie Van Der Vaart signed by Daniel Levy for £20mill. No more negotiations
