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The Comedians

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Dorset, Apr 27, 2011.

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Who is the funniest?

  1. BruceysBeak

  2. Cyprussyd

  3. Malbranqueslastfag

  4. AmsterdamRoger

  5. Your Choice

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  1. Disco

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    We need Big Chris to get his 'missus' to sing. Alternatively we could get Big Chris to sing...
     
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  2. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    OK bitches

    Message to the not606 voters.

    I humbly ask for your vote in this election and point out that I have had a sad life, 2 wifes left me just because I found a weakness in other women. Then 2, yes 2, successful careers ended in gloom because of nasty people stealing my money, well the money left after those bitches fleeced me.

    I am in poor health and who knows how long I have left, this may be my last chance at any type of success, a small trophy for my bare mantleshelf, a small token to leave for my grandson. Osca would walk proudly round the park saying to his mates, my dad is a winner, he would be so proud.

    I lead a sad lonley life and rely on cyber mates and men in red and white shirts for companionship, you and you alone can make things change and bring a smile to my old wrinkled face.

    I am a proud man and dont find asking for help easy but, just this once, I put my pride to one side and ask, not for me but for Osca, make your vote count, vote cyprus syd safc and make your parents, spouse, children and friends proud.

    Do it for Sunderland, Osca and all things senile.

    Thank you

    Mr Syd
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    the tension is getting unbearable,

    4 men fighting it out, and the cracks are starting to appear,

    hot flushes, will be followed by uncontrollable shakes, the bladder will fail, but just be thankfull lads,

    don't let the nerves get to you, hold it together,

    IT COULD BE WORSE.....

    AT LEAST YOUR NOT DRIVING KATE TOMMORROW

    (think about it)
     
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  4. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    I bought a blow up kate doll but cant get it inflated
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    heard she got her ring downsized....

    dale winton and george micheal are going to the same shop tommorrow...
     
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  6. Makemstine Roger

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    Syd that brought a tear to my eye reading it, but then i thought na **** him, he brought it on himself being a skinflint, sleeping on your wedge stuffed in the mattress is bound to make anyone ill, and we all know if Oscar wasn't on a lead he would be just like his owner off to where the Lady's of ill repute hang out. and if your in such poor health how come you always manage to shimmer into the SOL free, So in closing Syd your speech sounded just like it was written by a Syrian or Libyan politician, and we all know they are not corrupt. In closing i would just like to say G W Bush came to power by the power of the vote, don't let history repeat itself folks.
     
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  7. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    that is 5 star mate
     
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  8. Dorset

    Dorset Well-Known Member

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    I had a good cry and then left you some rep. Great canvasing mate :)
     
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  9. Commachio

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    kate middleton is not having problems with her marriage vows,- "to love, honour and obey",

    it's the answer "till MI5 do us part", that's causing her problems...
     
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  10. Disco

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    "Dreadful experiences raise the question whether he who experiences them is not something dreadful himself." Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil, A Prelude to Philosophy of the Future (1886)

    You've just be Nietzsche'd, biatch.
     
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  11. Disco

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    Note to self, don't try to pull of the word 'Biatch'. You keep doing it and it keeps ruining whatever you just said...
     
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  12. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    Well citizens of not606, now you know, do you see any policies from the other candidates, no, just the same old dirty stuff, knock the old man when he is down.

    Take care or you could end up with a BB/AR coilition, a DJ rapping mag hater from the Amsterdam quayside.

    Vote for your trusted elder person.
     
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  13. Obertan's Rancid Toe

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    The only person on this board who makes me occasionally laugh is billofengland, partly because a lot of it doesn't make sense, so my vote goes to him
     
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  14. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    thank god for that, kiss of death your vote
     
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  15. Makemstine Roger

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    Never in the field of human conflict have i ever been so backstabbed by a trusted old colleague whom i could call a friend, the hurt i feel from this is immeasurable and could leave me permanently scared, this verbal abuse to fellow mackems must end now, ya nasty two faced fekker of a ratbag, it wont end here no indeed more will follow, Coxhores finest will suffer now, I am placing an add in the post office telling all the local Lady's, that a local aids carrier and downright scoundrel, has been seen walking a staffy in the park, and is so contagious, that anywhere within a 5 ft proximity could be detrimental to your health.
     
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  16. Nads

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    I don't care if i win now cos i've been clothes shopping and have that lovely glow of happiness.

    I think syd should win, as me and rog will have other opportunities, whereas syd could snuff it any time.

    Mind, if i ever make it to the dam and out for a night on the tiles with rog, there's a cracking chance syd will outlive us both....
     
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  17. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    a good move BB, back out before you lose and save the humiliation, yesterdays man. Younguns taday, no staying power. I may change my user name to your choice
     
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  18. Disco

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    Is BruceysBeak a bird?
     
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  19. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    just gay
     
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  20. Nads

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    Ha,

    Did sound a bit feminine like, but everyone likes shopping surely? So long as it's not with your bird on a Saturday afternoon?

    I love new **** me, if that makes me sound like a lady, well, i hope i have nice tits.
     
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