The Comedians

I agree Dorset,this site is"crackers".Syd's overall contributions and his special one liners,
MR for his graphics and April Fool's classic.BB for his insight,humour and now modesty.Willow_Pond's simply brilliant.


I'm voting for Roger though.He doesn't give a solitary **** and is so polite.All Hail.

 

Mam always said shy bairns get nee broth

 

I don't like broth...

 

Your only not voting for me cos i said i should win.

I'm gonna mod the lot of you.....

 

No cheating allowed! I knew this post would attract some good craic

 

I'm pissed off, nobody likes me, I want to win

poll..who should we ban

roger
brucey

 

Now come on Syd, that's not the spirit...

Do you want your choice banned too?

 

no, only me BDU, tash and Big Chris in the poll.

 

Could be a close call this one

 

best leave it then

 

I'd vote for ya!






...in a sexual deviancy poll

 

is this pole av or 1st past the post

 

Steady on, I've heard Syd's a big lad, but he's not that big!

 

AV mate, it's the future!

 

I'm going to change tactics here like, and canvass for votes.

Now whilst Roger absolutely does amuse me, is it humour, or is it downright anger that makes his posts funny, Rogers at his best, full of beer, tearing new arseholes for mags, if it was an angriest and ever so slightly unhinged poll, Roger should nail it.

We've established syd would walk the sexual deviant poll.

Your choice, he never even posts ffs...

Leaving the elegant wordsmith of the board, namely me, as the clear person you should be voting for.



Sidenote, i heard Kate Middleton was talking to the Queen 'what's the secret to a long and successful royal wedding ma'am?'

'don't piss me off, and wear a ****ing seatbelt.....'

 

Must try harder BB...

 

Ha, telling jokes don't make a person funny though, i just posted that as i received it as i typed and it tickled me!

 

haha bb, iv'e got a few like that and especially about princess di,

but as it is the week when her son finally get his let ower, i'm leaving it.

filth and crude, but rog has got that won hands down,

animal lovers belong to syd,

why not aim for the ladies amongst our ranks (ranks i said) you smooth talking git, plus you may get some of the more feminie or confused voters.

but don't discount mlf, no not milf, he's got some patter..

 

It was the funeral of Big BruciesBeak from the comedians page, the most arrogant man
in the district. As his coffin passed into the church, one of
the spectators turned to the other and said, “I can’t believe
BB in there, the coffin looks so small.”
“Oh that’s easy to explain,” came the reply, “once they let all
the bullshit out of him, he fitted perfectly.”


If at first you dont suceed treat em like a mag, and come out fighting.

 

I'm not aware of any birds on here to woo, although i have heard that our syd has a magnificent set of top knackers like...