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Their arses are twitching like ****, there has been more statements lately than were in Officer Provans filling cabinet. What's afoot?

The Scottish Football Association is expected to issue a statement regarding Rangers' alleged use of dual contracts within the next 48 hours.

The Scottish Premier League's chief executive Neil Doncaster declined to comment on reports they wanted Rangers to accept the loss of league titles.

A three-man tribunal set-up by the SPL is investigating claims of undisclosed payments to players and staff.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19702547
 
The guy across from me has lights on all day and all night

Does that mean he has a weed farm?

Possibly.

To be honest, though, I’d maybe find myself rather more concerned about the fact that I was watching the guy across from me all day and all night.

Can’t be good for the skin, that.
 
Not necessarily, but apparently if you make an allegation of criminality against someone else - however outlandish and unlikely - then the Police MUST investigate it.

It's a ****ing sad day when thats the attitude of former coppers.

No wonder you got sacked your ****ing incompetent.

Heres hoping the new generation are not as big of ****s as your out of date senile ****ing useless excuse of a human being arse.
 
It's a ****ing sad day when thats the attitude of former coppers.

No wonder you got sacked your ****ing incompetent.

Heres hoping the new generation are not as big of ****s as your out of date senile ****ing useless excuse of a human being arse.

Who says I was "sacked from the Police" exactly, just out of interest? <laugh>

Could it be that I started that story myself to encourage people to make complete fools of themself?

It appears to have worked, ****'s sake I even managed to get Trev to think I had been booted out and done time for corruption. <ok>
 
Who says I was "sacked from the Police" exactly, just out of interest?

Could it be that I started that story myself to encourage people to make complete fools of themself?

It appears to have worked, ****'s sake I even managed to get Trev to think I had been booted out and done time for corruption.

Fuck sake, Russell, a quick Google search of "Russ Provan Garelochhead police corruption dope smoker" tells us all we need to know about your dodgy past <doh>
 
Who says I was "sacked from the Police" exactly, just out of interest? <laugh>

Could it be that I started that story myself to encourage people to make complete fools of themself?

It appears to have worked, ****'s sake I even managed to get Trev to think I had been booted out and done time for corruption. <ok>

So you spread rumours about yourself?

Sounds like a perfectly sane and reasonable thing to do.

If anything it proves exactly what you are, a compulsive liar.