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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    repped a fe but all repped out for now.
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    you are on the 'to do' list mate.
     
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  3. Sweats

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    This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor. She was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, "Honey, you were right. All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you. "What do you mean?" asked his wife


    Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in.
     
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  4. ristac

    ristac Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Albert's Chip Shop
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    very good Sweats... very good....
     
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  6. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    repped...:)
     
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  7. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    very quiet round here...everyone okay?
     
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  8. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> much like myself, outstanding fella keep up the good work
     
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  9. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    repped!
     
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  10. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    must spread for the moment im afraid :(
     
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  11. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    no worries...:)
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    wow - well done for 100,000 views chaps!!!
     
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  13. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Your bot going to start neg repping me over stealing the 100,000th view are you? :(
     
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  14. Pulp

    Pulp Well-Known Member

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    Repped those I can for a couple of pages
     
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  15. Sweats

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  16. Agent Bruce

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    Somebody is risking getting his eyes scatched out.
     
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  17. Sweats

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    am sure our resident ladies will see th funny side <ok>
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    reppety rep
     
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  19. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Repped :)

    are you sure? lol...if i could have repped it before i went to jail, i would have ;)
     
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  20. LTF

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    I think Mr LTf may have written that,...............way too familiar <laugh>
     
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