As far as I read, he didn't turn a blind eye to bhoy-bummin'? There was no dry spunk stains on his watch...
When do they ever give credit where credits due?... Even getting to the uefa cup final was constantly put down all the way.
It will be in your bedsit. Nothing grandiose like jumping off a bridge or diving in front of a train. It will be a quiet affair. In your flat. Alone.... Just as you lived your life.
The funeral will be a small affair. The coffin will of course be on wheels. You dont have six people who give enough of a **** to carry your decomposed corpse.
My money is on the postman after 7 months A close second would be the neighbours complaining about the smell after about 15 months. Who knows, it might even make the news. Society will ask itself the tough questions about how it could allow itself to ignore the pathetic, weak members of society....but they'll get over it fairly quickly.
see to be fair, I quite like the struth jibes, they make me smile. mad eddie did a good tag about speedos that made me chuckle.
I translated that to mean someone threw him a quid as he vomited in the gutter. Legend in his own lunchtime is oor Pele