Well, given that you've made 7 posts out of 21, 4 of which were consecutive and in the space of 9mins, I'd suggest YOU would probably be the first to notice. You sad obsessed ****! Pathetic again, haha
How the **** would I notice? Does a number of postings directly correlate to knowing when depressed lonely jakeys are going to commit suicide? As ever my spasticated little buddy you fail
There are only 6 spots as a pallbearer. Between Trev and the Chapmeister Little Benny Bottlejob only has 4 spaces available. Problem is the chapmeister doesn't own a suit......still, he could always pick the stitching off the badge of his school blazer. A few sizes too small now mind
Oh my, just when you think a mongo can't be any thicker... Do you really need that explained to you?... If he was dead you'd be the first to notice his lack of posting on here as you are currently obsessed with him. I'm not trying to be friends with anyone although I find your accusations amusing given the amount arse licking that goes on with your lot, not to mention the attempted tag teams on me which does make me chuckle... You it's funny you bring up school, it's just like being back at school here with you clowns. You've said "meister" more times in one post than I have ever. Also, I didn't wear a blazer to school ya ****. And I own many suits, ask that walloper jiffy, he knows all about me and my "wealth"
Unfortunately for you Chapmeister 'fan of logic' you are once again mistaken. We can only test your theory when Benjamin commits suicide. If you find me lamenting him not posting then we can revisit your assertion. We'll just have to wait and see won't we. My Clungemeister-o-meter says different Perhaps you realised what an absolute mong you sounded. If you are unaware, I am using it to take the piss out of you What has your "wealth" got to do with you wearing a suit. I couldn't give a **** about your "wealth" you suitless tramp.
Wee Benny deferring his man status to the Chapmeister This mutual masturbatory celebration of mongoness is ****in' tragic
So let me get this straight: Benny was out on the pish last night (let's run with his fantasy) and came back in at some late hour, and thought to himself "hmm, I think I'll turn on my computer and post ****e on not606 till 2.45am" or Benny was sitting alone in his bedsit drinking Tesco's own make lager and talking ****e on the internet until 2.45am. Either way, it's a ****ing tragic waste of a life
I've banned myself from phoning, texting, forums, and all forms of electronic communication when am pished. Saves a lot of trouble.
Don't you see the irony you boring bhoy? Not only are you on the failtrain, you are on about people tasting alchohol. Tell you what, numbsacks, you stick to lentil soup and boring people.
I like lentil soup and I'm talking about you so I've got both bases covered You know what though? Not once have I ever came home from a night on the lash and thought to myself "think I'll turn on the computer and go on the internet" but then I'm not a lonely, suicidal jakey like yerself.
Have you not realised yet?... Clungebeater is Chapper, Chapper is Clungebeater... Thick, thick thickos!