Over on the Town board we're planning the funeral for our club which lived to the ripe old age of 130. I wonder if you could compose some verse for the occasion?
Flap, rap, trap, strap, wrap, map, snap, slap, app, sap, scrap.

Thai, did you get my PM? Not sure if youdid as I got a message aboutmy inbox being nearly full!
Hampy, I´d never be averse (sorry) to it, as you know, but surely you´re not getting that desperate already are you? I did notice that you had dropped alarmingly just lately, but where´s all your Suffolk Punch![]()
There once was a club from Suffolk,
Whose football was a-load of old muck,
They appointed a boss,
Who played total dross,
And Norwich fans dont give-a fly-ing...

There once was a club from Suffolk,
Whose football was a-load of old muck,
They appointed a boss,
Who played total dross,
And Norwich fans dont give-a fly-ing...
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RBF I completely agree,
And if I'm speaking in all honesty,
Although they're our rivals,
I hope-they win survival,
And a Premier derby we'll see.