Saint Gaston! (continued; mobile-friendly thread)

[mightysouthampton]

I think we could make a movie out of this transfer saga

Only americans would do that

 

[Piebacca]

"Ramirez is signing for Shaktar Donesk on a loan deal, to be announced at tonight at 11pm." - A respected sports journalist who works for the Papa New Guinea post.

C+. Must try harder.

 

[fran-MLs little camera]

Whatever happens, Nicola is going to need a long lie down.

 

[Piri Weepu]

C+. Must try harder.

I'll take that.

 

[SuperSchneid]

Only americans would do that

Could always go for a trilogy

 

[Qwerty]

This time tomorrow, it will be announced. Everyone will be shocked. It'll be the big deadline day story. Lawro will have to take a few weeks off MotD. Twitter will crash. And we can all feel smug because we knew the whole time.

 

[fran-MLs little camera]

In the film, an American would brush Nicola aside and get the contract signed in 2 min flat after arriving late in the day.

 

[Fabsfcsteve]

So what is holding up this deal now? Who is not happy with what?

 

[The Based God]

"Ramirez is signing for Shaktar Donesk on a loan deal, to be announced at tonight at 11pm." - A respected sports journalist who works for the Papa New Guinea post.

Damn

 

[Wisescummer]

Didn't somebody (might have been DTLW) say that if it didn't happen today it wasn't happening?

 

[- Doing The Lambert Walk]

Didn't somebody (might have been DTLW) say that if it didn't happen today it wasn't happening?

No.

 

[Piri Weepu]

Damn

Don't worry, they included a coupon for half price flights to Mexico at the bottom of the article.

 

[fran-MLs little camera]

So what is holding up this deal now? Who is not happy with what?

It's held up because Nicola's crying and clutching Ramirez around the ankles.

 

[mightysouthampton]

I will love it if Murray teases Lawro about it on MOTD2 'when' he signs

 

[Epic Saint]

I think it's already done .

 

[- Doing The Lambert Walk]

Daniele Labanti of Corriere di Bologna:

'we are not worried about #ramirez deal, we are just waiting to complete it' - insider source at #bolognafc

 

[(Conor)]

Don't worry, they included a coupon for half price flights to Mexico at the bottom of the article.

Maybe that's what Godders went for.

 

[Rich]

Ugh cant take much more of this!

 

[S-Clarke]

Daniele Labanti of Corriere di Bologna:

'we are not worried about #ramirez deal, we are just waiting to complete it' - insider source at #bolognafc

Don't you think it's quite telling that Bologna have now STFU? They must have got what they want out of this now. If it was on the brink or not happening, they'd be releasing all sorts of rubbish.

 

[Wisescummer]

It really is in their interest to get this done now. Not only does the player not want to be there, they have already started spending the money!