This time tomorrow, it will be announced. Everyone will be shocked. It'll be the big deadline day story. Lawro will have to take a few weeks off MotD. Twitter will crash. And we can all feel smug because we knew the whole time.
In the film, an American would brush Nicola aside and get the contract signed in 2 min flat after arriving late in the day.
Daniele Labanti of Corriere di Bologna: 'we are not worried about #ramirez deal, we are just waiting to complete it' - insider source at #bolognafc
Don't you think it's quite telling that Bologna have now STFU? They must have got what they want out of this now. If it was on the brink or not happening, they'd be releasing all sorts of rubbish.
It really is in their interest to get this done now. Not only does the player not want to be there, they have already started spending the money!