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I'm not exactly new but I have been inactive for most of 2012 due to various reasons. Will be posting more regularly again - the banter still looks just as brilliant 
I'm not exactly new but I have been inactive for most of 2012 due to various reasons. Will be posting more regularly again - the banter still looks just as brilliant
Hello again then, we've missed you!
My bad!!
Hell hath no fury like that of a lady called a man.
Did you get neg repped for it?
she did say "sometimes" though
maybe "sometimes" she look like that when she gets up in the morning.......................... phoar
No, but if we can make ACS believe it is, he will jizz more the Tash can in a week
It's an old one but as long as I don't get "red carded" with my first post it is one way to introduce myself.Been following the site for a while now so thought it time to say hello.It is a story about:
"The poor little soul...."
Little Johnny was in his nursery class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up- fireman, policeman,salesman... etc... Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My fathers an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes ,if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley with some screamin *** and take it up the ass."
The teacher ,obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring, and took little Johnny aside to ask him,"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Johnny, "he plays for $underIand, but i was too embarrased to say"
"The poor little soul...."
Little Johnny was in his nursery class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up- fireman, policeman,salesman... etc... Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My fathers an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes ,if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley with some screamin *** and take it up the ass."
The teacher ,obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring, and took little Johnny aside to ask him,"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Johnny, "he plays for $underIand, but i was too embarrased to say"
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