Forget the teeth whitening and eyebrow shaping, give the hair gel a miss, just be your usual 'Butch' self, go and kill us a wild boar for the bank holiday weekend, natural order restored...... .
I do also do my own ironing.. Though I live on my own so have no choice.. I also Hoover and clean things.. As to cooking, the dinner thread is back up and running on the united board, though no one has really posted anything particularly tasty as yet..
Interestingly on the subject of wild boar it's now on the menu at a restaurant in town, the mrs has just claimed an offer for it on Facebook.. Where my parents live in Spain it's hunting season now.. So you can go shoot one. Theyre evil ****ers they kill peoples pets over there all the time. My mums friends dog got torn to shreds by one.. Still don't know if I could bring myself to shoot one.. Though if they killed my dog I'd go all nazi on them and kill as many of the feckers as I could find..
Warm Pouch would attempt to kill one when needing to get in touch with his masculine side...... Visions of Rambo!
http://www.uptonfestival.co.uk/#/sundays-line-up/4556228687 Check it out... This is what I'm doing this weekend.. Dr and the medics are on on sunday along with Paul Young.. They the ones that did going up to the spirit in the sky?? [video=youtube;EN_1wCsypLg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN_1wCsypLg[/video] this is what Paul young is up to... ah well getting pissed on cider in a field all weekend
I have a confession. I have been a member of this forum for 3 months and only today have I figured out where I look to see who has given me rep . after the surprise I got the other day when I realised I actually had some . Thank you - you know who you are
Did someone mention the killing of wild boar? Armed and ready. Bare hands of course. Oh hang on I'm washing my hair at the weekend......
Would have given you a bit more but unfortunately, still in jail. You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.
