Saint Gaston!

I'd hardly say that. 2-1 up at half time, then a Federici mistake and an obvious offside turned it around. Very unlucky, but it's probably good for us in the long run.

 

Belated welcome.

I'd like both, but a good CB would be my priority. we can't go all season with Jos and Jose with Seaborne as back up. It's a long hard season.

 

Top class refers to both the winger and CB.

 

Same as yesterday - anyone want to give me a brief update on the last 10 pages or so?

 

I'd want both as I'm a greedy bastard.

 

I don't think my heart can take much more of these transfer twists. I'm in need of some Gaviscon Ramirez.

 

Yes..no...maybe...yes...no...etc.

Mexico suicide trip is still on or you can go to Marwell Zoo with the team.

Honestly...probably off, but Cortese said to have extended deadline.

 

Yep - exactly the same as every other post today. No new news except Peter White saying the deadline has been extended for Bologna to sort out their finances, but it's Peter White so...

 

Update on the past 100 pages is : nothing has happened , Iti Journo's are clearly morons and Bologna are ridiculous to do business with

 

It was on this morning, reported that we just needed Bolonga to sort a loan.

Then it was off as again, we wouldn't pay enough up front.

A couple more tweet's later, and it's on again - we've given them a deadline though

Then it's off again, as the agent says ''no deal''

But then it's on again, as Nixon on twitter says it's all brinkmanship.

Then it's off again as a couple of Italian sites say it's over.

Then it's on again after Peter White announces we have extended their deadline.

At the moment, we are where were at yesterday. No one knows.

 

Seems that Bologna don't think they will be left with enough once they have paid off the other interested parties. Rather keep the player.

 

I was a twat, people got angry, agreed to disagree. Oh and some Ramirez news too.

 

And skint as ****.

 

The moral of the story is: don't believe everything you read. Familiarise yourself with the facts and use your own judgement.

 

How can this only be a 5 star thread? There should be a special Michelin Star for 'Saint Gaston.'

 

I heard Noel Edmonds' wrist drawing thing is called "cosmic ordering". I have no idea what this is, but it sounds like you draw something on your wrist to order it from the cosmos and they give it to you, like from a catalogue. As such, I've drawn a picture of Gaston Ramirez on my wrist. You're welcome.

 

Oh and if it doesn't happening, we're all bundling Lamballana and campaigning for his account to be closed for the January window.

 

I won't believe its happening until RocketSwanie tips us the wink

 

I'm willing to join this movement

 

Except we obviously can't, because we don't have the relevant information to make our own judgements. We have contradicting tweets and news articles, and no means of knowing which ones are reliable and which aren't, because let's face it, every single source we've discussed in the last 102 pages is known to be dodgy at best. Our friend Nixon, who has come to be one of the people we rely on the most, works for The Mirror - an infamous ****-spouting rag that a sensible person wouldn't give the time of day to when looking for proper news.

If you want to familiarise yourself with the actual facts, hack Cortese's phone.