1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Saint Gaston!

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by lamby, Aug 17, 2012.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. Reginald

    Reginald Member

    Joined:
    Aug 21, 2012
    Messages:
    328
    Likes Received:
    5
    How do you turn a polar bear into a panda?
    Beat it up.
     
    #1601
  2. SuperSchneid

    SuperSchneid Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2011
    Messages:
    1,797
    Likes Received:
    30
    I seriously dont understand how pandas survived even without us messing around any way, they are practically asexual haha
     
    #1602
  3. AdamBanana

    AdamBanana New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 31, 2012
    Messages:
    501
    Likes Received:
    1
    I don't understand this loan business, can someone explain this to me please?

    Nevermind I understand now <doh>.
     
    #1603
  4. Rich

    Rich Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 26, 2011
    Messages:
    2,647
    Likes Received:
    494
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_panda#Reproduction

    "Initially the primary method of breeding giant pandas in captivity was by artificial insemination, as they seemed to lose their interest in mating once they were captured.[66] This led some scientists to try extreme methods such as showing them videos of giant pandas mating[67] and giving the males Viagra."

    PANDA PORN. Got to get me some of that.
     
    #1604
  5. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2011
    Messages:
    39,383
    Likes Received:
    8,819
    That's saving an individual, not a species. Mind you, if it was the last individual..?

    I'm an environmentalist at heart. It means that I try to have a minimal impact on the planet, within the world that I live. Therefore you'd think I would want to help and save the Giant Panda, as mankind erodes the animal's favourite habitat. Well I do, but I want the male and female Giant Pandas to do their bit as well. If they're not that bothered..?
     
    #1605
  6. Che’s Godlike Thighs

    Che’s Godlike Thighs Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2012
    Messages:
    14,382
    Likes Received:
    23,892
    I reckon the pandas are just having a laugh. It's not like they're being watched 24 hours. They just pretend not to be horny so that they can get a bit of coke, pills and weed, and then, soon as the zookeepers back is turned, and go at it like bloody rabbits. Massive, black and white rabbits!!
     
    #1606

  7. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2011
    Messages:
    39,383
    Likes Received:
    8,819
    It's a money loan, [not a player borrow back] to make up the shortfall in timed payments by Saints for Ramirez, so that they have enough serious cash to replace him.

    EDIT: Just in case you didn't quite get it after all. ;)
     
    #1607
  8. TheRealOrangePeel - CRBA

    TheRealOrangePeel - CRBA Member

    Joined:
    Jun 30, 2011
    Messages:
    465
    Likes Received:
    5
    WHAT? Everyone knows about my little secret?!?!?!
     
    #1608
  9. ChapelSaint07

    ChapelSaint07 Member

    Joined:
    Dec 22, 2011
    Messages:
    812
    Likes Received:
    1
    Sorry not really relevant, but mate, the song in your signature :emoticon-0152-heart
     
    #1609
  10. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 26, 2011
    Messages:
    11,889
    Likes Received:
    8,291
    If they do I didn't tell them as I have kept that rather dark piece of information very much to myself. I don't think the world is ready yet to know about that kind of sordid behaviour.
     
    #1610
  11. reggiesfc

    reggiesfc Member

    Joined:
    May 22, 2011
    Messages:
    578
    Likes Received:
    0
    deals off againg according to twitter.
     
    #1611
  12. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 24, 2011
    Messages:
    40,295
    Likes Received:
    24,396
    Ignore it. He's not saying it's off. Labanti of Bologna's paper says "insider source says".

    I think they're covering their arses. Peach and Nixon are pretty sure all is going ahead and there is no panic.

    That'll do me.
     
    #1612
  13. Rich

    Rich Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 26, 2011
    Messages:
    2,647
    Likes Received:
    494
    Not sure if you are intentionally trolling with this one? All that's been said about it in the last 30 minutes are RT's of the media articles about the delay due to Bologna trying to get a loan.
     
    #1613
  14. ThatThereSaintsFan

    ThatThereSaintsFan Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 24, 2011
    Messages:
    3,510
    Likes Received:
    33
    <laugh> Love those Monkeys.
     
    #1614
  15. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2011
    Messages:
    39,383
    Likes Received:
    8,819
    I think reggie is. The deal is not off, but on hold, because Bologna are having their problems. The situation is fine as far as Saints are concerned. I can't see what the motivation is for misleading people on here, especially from a Saints fan.
     
    #1615
  16. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 24, 2011
    Messages:
    40,295
    Likes Received:
    24,396
    http://www.calciomercatoweb.it/ulti...gna-esclusivo-agente-ramirez-vi-spiego-tutto/



    INTER JUVENTUS Football EXCLUSIVE AGENT RAMIREZ explain everything / ROME -

    The name of Gaston Ramirez in this session of transfers has been linked to several teams, but on September 1 may still be with the shirt of Bologna . After being in the crosshairs of ' Inter for a long time, the player was a step away from Southampton, but then the deal is skipped for the lack of agreement between the companies. Calciomercatoweb.it has interviewed Oscar Betancourt , agent of the player to clarity on what happened: " The negotiations with Southampton is definitely missed , I spoke today with the president of the English club and are turning to other objectives. The Bologna did not want to close the transaction in the matters of the guarantees. Player was very happy with the proposal received, but now in all likelihood will remain at Bologna . Tottenham is a hypothesis to be rejected at the time because they are away from the demands of rossoblu and Liverpool has never presented a concrete offer. "


    :emoticon-0118-yawn: Italians saying it off again. Deary me.
     
    #1616
  17. AdamBanana

    AdamBanana New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 31, 2012
    Messages:
    501
    Likes Received:
    1
    This is ridiculous.
     
    #1617
  18. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 24, 2011
    Messages:
    40,295
    Likes Received:
    24,396
    Hold your horses. Nixon and Peach's stories seem to tally up. Nixon says this is all posturing and brinkmanship.

    Bologna are trying to play us through the Italian media. All the negative stories are at their end.
     
    #1618
  19. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 24, 2011
    Messages:
    40,295
    Likes Received:
    24,396
    Alan Nixon:

    "You want the player. Your bid is the best. The fee is fine. The player wants to come. Bologna now want minor adjustment."

    "Tactics, games, fanny, nonsense."
     
    #1619
  20. mightysouthampton

    mightysouthampton Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    1,087
    Likes Received:
    1
    QUOTE=Doing The Lambert Walk;3342151]http://www.calciomercatoweb.it/ulti...gna-esclusivo-agente-ramirez-vi-spiego-tutto/



    INTER JUVENTUS Football EXCLUSIVE AGENT RAMIREZ explain everything / ROME -

    The name of Gaston Ramirez in this session of transfers has been linked to several teams, but on September 1 may still be with the shirt of Bologna . After being in the crosshairs of ' Inter for a long time, the player was a step away from Southampton, but then the deal is skipped for the lack of agreement between the companies. Calciomercatoweb.it has interviewed Oscar Betancourt , agent of the player to clarity on what happened: " The negotiations with Southampton is definitely missed , I spoke today with the president of the English club and are turning to other objectives. The Bologna did not want to close the transaction in the matters of the guarantees. Player was very happy with the proposal received, but now in all likelihood will remain at Bologna . Tottenham is a hypothesis to be rejected at the time because they are away from the demands of rossoblu and Liverpool has never presented a concrete offer. "


    :emoticon-0118-yawn: Italians saying it off again. Deary me.[/QUOTE]


    :emoticon-0147-emo: :emoticon-0184-tmi: :emoticon-0121-angry :headbang:
     
    #1620
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Share This Page