Saint Gaston!

How do you turn a polar bear into a panda?
Beat it up.

 

I seriously dont understand how pandas survived even without us messing around any way, they are practically asexual haha

 

I don't understand this loan business, can someone explain this to me please?

Nevermind I understand now .

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_panda#Reproduction

"Initially the primary method of breeding giant pandas in captivity was by artificial insemination, as they seemed to lose their interest in mating once they were captured.[66] This led some scientists to try extreme methods such as showing them videos of giant pandas mating[67] and giving the males Viagra."

PANDA PORN. Got to get me some of that.

 

That's saving an individual, not a species. Mind you, if it was the last individual..?

I'm an environmentalist at heart. It means that I try to have a minimal impact on the planet, within the world that I live. Therefore you'd think I would want to help and save the Giant Panda, as mankind erodes the animal's favourite habitat. Well I do, but I want the male and female Giant Pandas to do their bit as well. If they're not that bothered..?

 

I reckon the pandas are just having a laugh. It's not like they're being watched 24 hours. They just pretend not to be horny so that they can get a bit of coke, pills and weed, and then, soon as the zookeepers back is turned, and go at it like bloody rabbits. Massive, black and white rabbits!!

 

It's a money loan, [not a player borrow back] to make up the shortfall in timed payments by Saints for Ramirez, so that they have enough serious cash to replace him.

EDIT: Just in case you didn't quite get it after all.

 

WHAT? Everyone knows about my little secret?!?!?!

 

Sorry not really relevant, but mate, the song in your signature

 

If they do I didn't tell them as I have kept that rather dark piece of information very much to myself. I don't think the world is ready yet to know about that kind of sordid behaviour.

 

deals off againg according to twitter.

 

Ignore it. He's not saying it's off. Labanti of Bologna's paper says "insider source says".

I think they're covering their arses. Peach and Nixon are pretty sure all is going ahead and there is no panic.

That'll do me.

 

Not sure if you are intentionally trolling with this one? All that's been said about it in the last 30 minutes are RT's of the media articles about the delay due to Bologna trying to get a loan.

 

Love those Monkeys.

 

I think reggie is. The deal is not off, but on hold, because Bologna are having their problems. The situation is fine as far as Saints are concerned. I can't see what the motivation is for misleading people on here, especially from a Saints fan.

 

http://www.calciomercatoweb.it/ulti...gna-esclusivo-agente-ramirez-vi-spiego-tutto/



INTER JUVENTUS Football EXCLUSIVE AGENT RAMIREZ explain everything / ROME -

The name of Gaston Ramirez in this session of transfers has been linked to several teams, but on September 1 may still be with the shirt of Bologna . After being in the crosshairs of ' Inter for a long time, the player was a step away from Southampton, but then the deal is skipped for the lack of agreement between the companies. Calciomercatoweb.it has interviewed Oscar Betancourt , agent of the player to clarity on what happened: " The negotiations with Southampton is definitely missed , I spoke today with the president of the English club and are turning to other objectives. The Bologna did not want to close the transaction in the matters of the guarantees. Player was very happy with the proposal received, but now in all likelihood will remain at Bologna . Tottenham is a hypothesis to be rejected at the time because they are away from the demands of rossoblu and Liverpool has never presented a concrete offer. "


Italians saying it off again. Deary me.

 

This is ridiculous.

 

Hold your horses. Nixon and Peach's stories seem to tally up. Nixon says this is all posturing and brinkmanship.

Bologna are trying to play us through the Italian media. All the negative stories are at their end.

 

Alan Nixon:

"You want the player. Your bid is the best. The fee is fine. The player wants to come. Bologna now want minor adjustment."

"Tactics, games, fanny, nonsense."

 

QUOTE=Doing The Lambert Walk;3342151]http://www.calciomercatoweb.it/ulti...gna-esclusivo-agente-ramirez-vi-spiego-tutto/



INTER JUVENTUS Football EXCLUSIVE AGENT RAMIREZ explain everything / ROME -

The name of Gaston Ramirez in this session of transfers has been linked to several teams, but on September 1 may still be with the shirt of Bologna . After being in the crosshairs of ' Inter for a long time, the player was a step away from Southampton, but then the deal is skipped for the lack of agreement between the companies. Calciomercatoweb.it has interviewed Oscar Betancourt , agent of the player to clarity on what happened: " The negotiations with Southampton is definitely missed , I spoke today with the president of the English club and are turning to other objectives. The Bologna did not want to close the transaction in the matters of the guarantees. Player was very happy with the proposal received, but now in all likelihood will remain at Bologna . Tottenham is a hypothesis to be rejected at the time because they are away from the demands of rossoblu and Liverpool has never presented a concrete offer. "


Italians saying it off again. Deary me.[/QUOTE]