Saint Gaston!

So is calling Portsmouth fans a bunch of pikeys considered racist?

 

Up the saints

 

Doesn't matter. They're sub-human so they don't have the same rights we do.

 

Good. Pikey bastards.

 

That explains why she looks inbred.

 

What a brilliant translation:

Ramirez, goodbye neighbor: distributes the negotiation with the Saints

For a Ramirez that it is silent in platform, 'protected' from a bodyguard of exception like Gimenez, a president Guaraldi that it is not seen from the parts of the From The ara. Bologna-Varese hides an entry in the entry. The arm of iron between gambler and president does to speak more of how much happen in field. To speak I am instead the fans, that since the whistle for kick-off harmonize their mantra. "It is not sold Gaston". To the dissent of the curve it is added also a communiqué of the Center Bologna Clubs, that lifted doubtful on the market of the society. Who of doubts it has of it little it is Gianni Morandi, that ensures: "We knew that the boy if wanted to go of it. For my experience, when a gambler does the whims then comes yielded. But if the Southampton wants it, should accept the conditions of Guaraldi". The arm of iron will continue in the next few days, after the fire crossed of Friday, when Ramirez already had spoken from football player of the Saints and Guaraldi had answered him for the rhymes, yesterday the day of the silences was: at least of the official silences. From the Sardinia, where monitor constantly the situation with the eye of the digì Roberto Zanzi, the president Guaraldi does to know that the situation is not changed, that the transfer of Ramirez to the Southampton to these economical conditions is unproposable and that in any case the parts should review itself, conversing on different bases. I sharpen, different bases. I am those that it will be thrown tomorrow, when the English managers, filed the attesissimo I debut in Premier League (the Saints are lacking for seven years from the series TO English) on the field of the City of Lefthanded Roberto, will have the clear mind from competitive every thoughts and will be able to concentrate itself on the operation that has been their calling card to the eyes of the fans. It seems that already in the evening of Friday, while it the arm of iron between Guaraldi raged and the football player, the summits of the Southampton have contacted the managers of Casteldebole, promising new conditions. The Bologna it is not moved from its position and claims 15 million euro 'cleaned' for 70 percent of the label of the No, without that in 15 the commissions for Betancourt enter that is to say and the prize of formation that pushed to the Penarol. The other obstacle to surpass is the formula of the payment: Guaraldi asks 10 millions immediately and the staying 5 within a year. If the Southampton enters in this order of ideas (and in these now all the indications go in that direction) the mother of everything the transfers risks unfortunately of to go in port.

 

I can't be bothered to even try and attempt to decipher that

 

Anyone ?

 

My favourite bit; 'the field of the City of Lefthanded Roberto'

 

This thread has become Italian for Dummies.

 

You got the link for the original article in italian DTLW?

 

Nope! Pinched it from elsewhere.

 

It looks like the Journalists decided to have a game of Word Association and accidentally forwarded it as an article

 

I congratulate myself on getting halfway through that translation before I died.

 

Translation: Fans want to keep Ramirez. Chairman angry with player mouthing off and method of payment. Now Saints have played their game against Mancini's team, they will return Monday. If they meet demands, deal will go ahead.

(Nothing new, I obviously have less of a life than the rest of you as I bothered to read it )

 

So where does Lefthanded Roberto fit in? Sounds like a mafia name to me...

 

Either that or he's our new left back.

 

I think the Italian press write in a very florid style which translators find impossible. Lefthander must mean something in Italy...crafty, crooked, left-footed or bats for other side...we will never know. Could someone raise it with Cortese at the next fans' dinner, please.

 

Surely left hand roberto means were signing Roberto Carlos at left back?

 

Maybe a "left handed Roberto" is a solo sex act like "the stranger"?