Off Topic The Rep Brothel

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HOW TO COOK A TURKEY: First, buy the turkey and a bottle of whiskey. Pour yourself a glass of whiskey and put the turkey in the oven. Take another 2 drinks of whiskey, and set the degree at 375 ovens. Have 3 more whiskeys of drink and turn the oven on. Take 4 whisks of drinky and turk the bastey. Stick a turkey in the thermometer, and glass yourself a pour of whiskey. Bake the whiskey for 4 hours, take the oven out of the turkey, and floor the turkey up off the pick. Pour yourself another glass of turkey. Now just tet the sable, and turk the carvery!
 
ugh 37 degrees forecast today, this morning 3 clouds passed by, I must be hallucinating because that can't be real. This night the temperature didn't drop below 21 and in the master bedroom it was 27 degrees at 2am, couldn't sleep at all.I feel like melting all day long, when is this horror going to end!?!?
 
Cove said:
ugh 37 degrees forecast today, this morning 3 clouds passed by, I must be hallucinating because that can't be real. This night the temperature didn't drop below 21 and in the master bedroom it was 27 degrees at 2am, couldn't sleep at all.I feel like melting all day long, when is this horror going to end!?!?
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Not got a cellar you can put a mattress in?
 
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