Machismo is dead - real girls go for meterosexuals

[Shameless]

And why not?

Who wants some slob who drinks and gets his willy out in public - undies hanging off his fat arse and is generally bellicose, competitive and rude?

Girls want a guy who will give them a foot massage, go to the spa with them, buy them flowers and talk about the latest girlie movie. Girls want a REAL MAN who is in touch with his feelings and not impeded by ignorant notions of superiority - give it up for the new age man - meterosexuals have the assets a girl really needs

 

[Ciaran]

That's a lot of bollocks love and you know it

 

[Archers Road]

That's the species ****ed then.

 

[Gambol]

What wimmin say they want and what they actually want are completely different things. The trick to success is no giving a **** about anything they say at all.

 

[Shameless]

That's the species ****ed then.

That's why you haven't had a shag in ages then

 

[alwaysright]

And why not?

Who wants some slob who drinks and gets his willy out in public - undies hanging off his fat arse and is generally bellicose, competitive and rude?

Girls want a guy who will give them a foot massage, go to the spa with them, buy them flowers and talk about the latest girlie movie. Girls want a REAL MAN who is in touch with his feelings and not impeded by ignorant notions of superiority - give it up for the new age man - meterosexuals have the assets a girl really needs

that's all very well ( to a degree ) - until we've got the BJ.

 

[Ciaran]

What wimmin say they want and what they actually want are completely different things. The trick to success is no giving a **** about anything they say at all.

You live on your own too then

 

[Archers Road]

That's why you haven't had a shag in ages then

I've had offers, ta. But I'd rather not hate myself in the morning.

 

[Gambol]

You live on your own too then

Aye

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

I dont believe weve ever seen your tits, therefore in conclusion to my findings I dont believe you are a female

 

[Gambol]

I dont believe weve ever seen your tits, therefore in conclusion to my findings I dont believe you are a female

I can vouch for her. She's a lovely burd.

 

[Shameless]

I've had offers, ta. But I'd rather not hate myself in the morning.

Do you look like this?

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[Paulie Gualtieri]

I can vouch for her. She's a lovely burd.

But youre a dog

 

[VenomPD]

What wimmin say they want and what they actually want are completely different things. The trick to success is no giving a **** about anything they say at all.

Listen to Gambol hen, he knows what he's talking about here, missing a finger and ****eing on sofas and he still gets his hole.

 

[Gambol]

Do you look like this?

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From the waist down, yes. From the waist up, not so good.

 

[Gambol]

Listen to Gambol hen, he knows what he's talking about here, missing a finger and ****eing on sofas and he still gets his hole.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled...

 

[Gambol]

But youre a dog

Woof.

 

[Shameless]

I dont believe weve ever seen your tits, therefore in conclusion to my findings I dont believe you are a female

Unless you're able to send proof of your manhood to my private box -consider yourself androgynous.

 

[Gambol]

Unless you're able to send proof of your manhood to my private box -consider yourself androgynous.

Your private box, eh. I luv it when ye talk durty.

 

[Archers Road]

So the trick is to put 2lb of carrots down your Ys?