Andy Murray

[Hash.]

If Andy Murray was a spicy Indian dish he'd be Andy Curry

If Andy Murray was hirsute he'd be Andy Furry

 

[The Raging Oxter]

If he was full of ****e he'd be Andy Slurry.

 

[Hash.]

If Andy Murray was in a rush he'd be Andy Hurry

 

[Otto Flayshow]

If he swapped houses with Tim Henman, he'd be Andy Surrey.

 

[Trypsin-1]

If I was a queer, scotch ****, i'd be Andy Murray

 

[The Raging Oxter]

If he was a curry he'd be Ruby Murray.

 

[Hash.]

Ignoring Scatmans childish outrage I shall continue :


If Andy Murray was feeling anxious he'd be Andy Worry

 

[Hash.]

If Andy Murray had watery eyes he'd be Andy Blurry

 

[The Raging Oxter]

If he had cataracts he'd be Andy Blurry.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

If Andy Murray had watery eyes he'd be Andy Blurry

Bastard

 

[devonFRATTONiser]

If he worked for mcdonalds he'd be Andy (Mc)Flurry

 

[Otto Flayshow]

If he drilled a spyhole through to the ladies' changing rooms, he'd be Randy Murray.

 

[Otto Flayshow]

If he was as camp as ST, he'd be Dandy Murray.

 

[Hash.]

If Tom Cruise was a fine malt liquor he'd be Tom Booze

 

[Cyclonic]

If he was a mountain, he'd be Andy Andies.

 

[Hash.]

If Tom Cruise was a musical genre he'd be Tom Blues

 

[Cyclonic]

If Reese Witherspoon married Tom Cruise, she'd be a ****in' idiot.

 

[Hash.]

If he was a mountain, he'd be Andy Andies.

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[Otto Flayshow]

If Reese Witherspoon married Tom Cruise, she'd be a ****in' idiot.

What if she married him without a spoon?

 

[Cyclonic]

What if she married him without a spoon?

Nice one George.