If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry
Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.
Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.
If Andy Murray were a constant source of wet horny lady bits quivering expectantly for your hard-and-hot love muscle he probably wouldn't be so good at tennis.
What do you ladies think of the Scottish version of David Beckham?
I hope you're thoroughly ashamed of yourself, Hash.
He's angry... George Scowley!
He has got a bit of hair round himself and bleeds once a month, he is a Fud!
you oot on the sauce last night Monaco?
I'm booze free sice last friday!
No mate, stayed in last night, was out on Monday, Wednesday and Thursday though. I want to be fresh for tonight, going to watch Nice v Fulham in a friendly. A mate of mine is a Fulham fan, so there are about 10 of us going to it, he said that the Fulham ticket office said that a grand total of 14 tickets for the Fulham end have been sold! That was a few days ago though, so hopefully more have been sold.
) and then cinema!NICE one![]()
Sounds like a good day out... boozesession!
I'm being reseved this weekend... being nice to the wife!
Out for dinner later - nae booze (to prove that I can) and then cinema!
Chokin for a beer!
You trying to prove to yourself or the wife? I often think about doing things like that, but I usually only get to about 3 days and because I feel so pleased with myself, I end up getting drunk to celebrate, which defeats the purpose a little!