Mouser Watch #2

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Joe Allen, 22, can leave Swansea for £15m thanks to a clause in his contract but only to a 'top five' club, which includes Liverpool.

1 Manchester City 38 28 5 5 93 29 +64 89
2 Manchester United 38 28 5 5 89 33 +56 89
3 Arsenal 38 21 7 10 74 49 +25 70
4 Tottenham Hotspur 38 20 9 9 66 41 +25 69
5 Newcastle United 38 19 8 11 56 51 +5 65
6 Chelsea 38 18 10 10 65 46 +19 64
7 Everton 38 15 11 12 50 40 +10 56
8 Liverpool 38 14 10 14 47 40 +7 52

No it doesn't.
 
We beat the mighty Stevenage 2-0 at their place last week, but that's it so far.
Walker played a little over an hour and then was replaced by Adam Smith, an England U21 player.

I assume Sterling's one of the two players, but who's the other one?

Pacheco! Its make or break time for him, but he has been very impressive so far pre season, so hoping to see some more of that....I see Kyle Walker got injured last night......Bit ironic?

Unfortunately for you guys Downing will not be playing as he only joined up with the squad yesterday
 
I thought Pacheco was an attacking midfielder/second striker sort of player?
Moved out to the wing now, eh?

Walker and van der Vaart started the game unfit and then went off with supposedly minor injuries.
3 or 4 days out, according to Villas-Boas.
Time will tell, I guess.
 
1 Manchester City 38 28 5 5 93 29 +64 89
2 Manchester United 38 28 5 5 89 33 +56 89
3 Arsenal 38 21 7 10 74 49 +25 70
4 Tottenham Hotspur 38 20 9 9 66 41 +25 69
5 Newcastle United 38 19 8 11 56 51 +5 65
6 Chelsea 38 18 10 10 65 46 +19 64
7 Everton 38 15 11 12 50 40 +10 56
8 Liverpool 38 14 10 14 47 40 +7 52

No it doesn't.

Yes it does, Loserpool have offered £35M
 
After AC Milan have offered a refund on season tickets following the sale of Ibramovic and Silva, the mickeys have decided to do the same! They are increasing the cost of their season tickets following the departure of Kennel Dogleash.
 
I thought Pacheco was an attacking midfielder/second striker sort of player?
Moved out to the wing now, eh?

Walker and van der Vaart started the game unfit and then went off with supposedly minor injuries.
3 or 4 days out, according to Villas-Boas.
Time will tell, I guess.

He is an attacking midfielder or left forward....We will be playing 433 most likely so hell be on the left side of the front 3, but with this 'Tiki taka' or what ever its called fluidity is important so he could turn up anywhere.
 
Anywhere being a Spanish 3rd division team by my reckoning.

And your reckoning is based upon what? you trying to be funny?

Its clearly not based on knowledge as dani is a good player and more importantly.........There is no spanish 3rd division.....Its a two tier system...

You should email Jason Segal, I hear he is reforming the muppets...lol
 
"Spurs are considering a move for Swansea midfielder Joe Allen, who is thought to have a buy-out clause of £10m if any club other than Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal or the two Manchester sides bid."

(Source: Daily Star)


<laugh>

Wouldn't it be hilarious if we nick another 'Pool target right from under their noses!

Anyone get the feeling that AVB and Levy are wumming LFC!
 
"Spurs are considering a move for Swansea midfielder Joe Allen, who is thought to have a buy-out clause of £10m if any club other than Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal or the two Manchester sides bid."

(Source: Daily Star)


<laugh>

Wouldn't it be hilarious if we nick another 'Pool target right from under their noses!

Anyone get the feeling that AVB and Levy are wumming LFC!

The Star once again quote me in their transfer gossip...
 
"Spurs are considering a move for Swansea midfielder Joe Allen, who is thought to have a buy-out clause of £10m if any club other than Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal or the two Manchester sides bid."

(Source: Daily Star)


<laugh>

Wouldn't it be hilarious if we nick another 'Pool target right from under their noses!

Anyone get the feeling that AVB and Levy are wumming LFC!

Why would you want all these 2nd rate targets though?
 
I've been browsing the Mouser board, looking for any sensible comments on the Bale/Adam affair, and wondering if there are any Mousers who have the courage and intellectual integrity to hold Adam to account for his despicable and thuggish tackling. The best I could find is this argument, posted by a Mouser:-



moreinjuredthanowen said:
i heard bale got told off for ****ing in front of people and drinking his own pee.... if he's the best the rise of the planet of said simians can come up with i don't think the statue of liberty has much to worry about after all... cornelius...



Erudite and succinctly put, I am sure you will all agree.
 
Yes, I know it's only a loan, with an option for the Spanners to pay another £17m for outright ownership, but you and I both know that that ain't going to happen. The Spanners have got "relegation fodder" stamped all over them.

But hoof-ball merchant, Big Sam, has got the perfect striker for his "hit and hope" tactic.

Meanwhile, Carroll has gone from £35m 'Pool wünderkindt to £2m Spanner target-man. That has got to be humiliating.
 
Hasn't Carroll already said that he won't join a club without European football?
 
The Spanners won't be able to afford another £17m, even if they do manage to stay up, which they won't.
 
Frankie Boyle on Twitter:

A Swiss footballer's been expelled for racism &#8211; he was whisked to the airport with barely enough time to sign a 3year contract for Liverpool