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[Mind The Duck]

I'm telling the truth

Somehow I don't believe you Mindy.

Like I said if you sit on here for the big games you no doubt do the same for the wee games.

If I could get on the Celtic board I could see.

I'm don't normally post a lot at weekends

Funny hun stories excluded

 

[Mind The Duck]

Now what could you possibly have done to get yourself banned from the Celtic board? All your posts are mature, witty and touch on a wide range of topics that highlight your worldly experience. Your demonstrable intellect show up Maltese Mick as a petty and bigoted fenian that has no right to bar you from a platform where you could educate those ignorant tarriers

I mentioned Celtic fans singing IRA songs.

He did not like it.

Maybe it was the version

 

[Barrie Lochrie]

The old Med-dog gets more taigish bites than the last potato in Ireland.

 

[Fred West]

Medro doggystyling tarriers as per the script

 

[Mind The Duck]

You lot are easily pleased

No wonder Bomber Brown has a following

 

[wizgub]

your all ****ing reprobates
tina your a ****ing guy man stop playing this ****ty act and rpetending your a woman by ending things in "dear" ya ****ing mad nutjob creepy **** bastard

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[Tina_old]

your all ****ing reprobates
tina your a ****ing guy man stop playing this ****ty act and rpetending your a woman by ending things in "dear" ya ****ing mad nutjob creepy **** bastard

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Get Paddy McCourt off your avatar ya glakit ****.

 

[wizgub]

Get Paddy McCourt off your avatar ya glakit ****.

twice you have hit oot wae that patter.
you may just be a burd cos all burds have pish patter

 

[Tina_old]

twice you have hit oot wae that patter.
you may just be a burd cos all burds have pish patter

Yes, dear.

 

[wizgub]

Yes, dear.

"agree to try and stop the troll, add in dear in a desperate attempt to keep looking female despite on no suerboards IM services or anything do females use dear hunny etc so much"

 

[Tina_old]

"agree to try and stop the troll, add in dear in a desperate attempt to keep looking female despite on no suerboards IM services or anything do females use dear hunny etc so much"

I bet your balls are the size of raisins.

 

[wizgub]

I bet your balls are the size of raisins.

bet yours are the size of a multistory carpark, eclipsed only by your adams apple you creepy ****. Go on write NOT606 TINA on your tits and post a pic, but you wont

because your a guy

and a ***got

 

[Tina_old]

bet yours are the size of a multistory carpark, eclipsed only by your adams apple you creepy ****. Go on write NOT606 TINA on your tits and post a pic, but you wont

because your a guy

and a ***got

...and a peanut sized dick nestling on top of the afore mentioned raisins.

 

[gas]

bet yours are the size of a multistory carpark, eclipsed only by your adams apple you creepy ****. Go on write NOT606 TINA on your tits and post a pic, but you wont

because your a guy

and a ***got

Tits ooot please

 

[wizgub]

...and a peanut sized dick nestling on top of the afore mentioned raisins.

i have an empty jar containing all the ****s i give when it comes to what a guy pretending to be a girl judges my balls and penis to be like.
really

seriously

tits or GTFO

 

[Tina_old]

i have an empty jar containing all the ****s i give when it comes to what a guy pretending to be a girl judges my balls and penis to be like.
really

seriously

tits or GTFO

I see dead people.

 

[gas]

Gambol is lurking in eager anticipation of potential Tina breast picture

 

[Tina_old]

Gambol is lurking in eager anticipation of potential Tina breast picture

I only send those pics to people I like.

 

[Gambol]

I see.

 

[gas]

I agree with Wizgub but wish to take it a step further as you could easily strap on some false tits. Write TINA NOT 606 on your top inner thighs and show us your ****