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Medro

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May 18, 2011
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Not them ****y ones that people make up and put on sites but ones that you have actually read yourself from friends or acquaintances.

A fella, that I knew when I was a kid, put one up last week about breaking up with his girlfriend. Only weeks ago he was claiming to be the happiest he has ever been and telling everyone this girl was the one.

Then he came on banging on about how she was the worst in the world and he's glad to get rid of her.

The other night he gave all his "friends" a little update by revealing that he had found out she has been an escort for the past 3 years of their relationship. <laugh><laugh><laugh>

That's got a hurt.

Another was a friend responding to a witty comment from a girl who posted

"Hey I just met you and if you don't date me, you'll go to prison, I'll say you raped me."

To which he replied;

"You do realise that you fell asleep on my sofa last night. I'll upload the pics later."
 
Somehow I don't believe you Mindy.

Like I said if you sit on here for the big games you no doubt do the same for the wee games.

If I could get on the Celtic board I could see.

Now what could you possibly have done to get yourself banned from the Celtic board? All your posts are mature, witty and touch on a wide range of topics that highlight your worldly experience. Your demonstrable intellect show up Maltese Mick as a petty and bigoted fenian that has no right to bar you from a platform where you could educate those ignorant tarriers <grr>
 
Now what could you possibly have done to get yourself banned from the Celtic board? All your posts are mature, witty and touch on a wide range of topics that highlight your worldly experience. Your demonstrable intellect show up Maltese Mick as a petty and bigoted fenian that has no right to bar you from a platform where you could educate those ignorant tarriers <grr>

I mentioned Celtic fans singing IRA songs.

He did not like it.