Caption competition 63

[ellandback]

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[Jerel Ifil]

Ken Bates' illness takes a turn for the worst as his right hand mutates and grows three new fingers.

 

[TC (Lovely Geezer)]

Bates whispers to Sheikh Rattlenroll "The one at the bottom is the deeds to ER and Thorpe Arch, but you didn't get them from me - wink wink"

 

[OLOF]

"Are they nicely cooked kenny"?

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[bucks_is_leeds]

two mouse mats in your superstore will make us billions right ken?

 

[Chippy / Glory]

I never called you a greedy white cockney C**t you Kn*bhead".

 

[Millwallsteve]

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Ere geezer I thought those lovely, lovely Wall lads called you Coco not Captain Birdseye because something sure is fishy about this

 

[c0nk3r5]

Sheikh Abdul Rahman Bin-Basher says " I wanted to buy the club but all Ken sold me was this t-shirt and that wasn't cheap"

 

[MIGHTY]

Sheikh yabbooty says to Ken

are you sure this is leeds united football club ? only it looks more like the Darby and Joan club,,,,,

 

[Farsleyexile]

Not bad Mighty lad...for a 3rd rate wum

 

[CaptainHook]

Sheik rattle and roll says to Mr bates "I want to buy your club i don't want the fish menu".

 

[ellandback]

Sheik rattle and roll says to Mr bates "I want to buy your club i don't want the fish menu".

 

[Whitejock]

Ken chuckled as he thought to himself "He doesn't realise it, but he's just spent £40m on two folders. Can't believe he was more gullible than Abramovich".

 

[MIGHTY]

Ken Bates says,,

Here are two sets of accounts one for you to show the British Taxman, and one not to let him see at all costs,

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[ellandback]

Ken Bates says,,

Here are two sets of accounts one for you to show the British Taxman, and one not to let him see at all costs,

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