Bates whispers to Sheikh Rattlenroll "The one at the bottom is the deeds to ER and Thorpe Arch, but you didn't get them from me - wink wink"
Ere geezer I thought those lovely, lovely Wall lads called you Coco not Captain Birdseye because something sure is fishy about this
Sheikh Abdul Rahman Bin-Basher says " I wanted to buy the club but all Ken sold me was this t-shirt and that wasn't cheap"
Sheikh yabbooty says to Ken are you sure this is leeds united football club ? only it looks more like the Darby and Joan club,,,,,
Ken chuckled as he thought to himself "He doesn't realise it, but he's just spent £40m on two folders. Can't believe he was more gullible than Abramovich".
Ken Bates says,, Here are two sets of accounts one for you to show the British Taxman, and one not to let him see at all costs, please log in to view this image