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Discussion in 'Norwich City' started by Swords Hoopster, Jul 7, 2012.

  1. YellowLittle

    YellowLittle Well-Known Member

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    Put a bet on for Djibril Cisse to get most red cards next season. How much are his wages again?

    At least Zamora can fill the gap...... :cheesy:
     
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  2. Star of David Bardsley

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    Does such a bet even exist?
     
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  3. Carra_Rud

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    The bookies would take a bet for the player that farts the most on the pitch!
     
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  4. Beefforhire-NCFC

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    Straight out of the Danny dyer "how to be a mockney twat" handbook

    When you go down, your club will go out of business.
     
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  5. Forgot_My_Lines

    Forgot_My_Lines Well-Known Member

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    Grants looking pretty trim at the moment, I think. Saw him the other day, and he's looking ready for the fight. He seemed really happy too (as you would be with a big contract) but I think a lot of pressure is off him since he got his future sorted for his family. I think he'll do us proud, just hope no fans get on his back if he doesn't score within the first few games.
     
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  6. YellowLittle

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    Don't know,probably not actually ha
     
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  7. JM Fan

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    In his interview (I posted a thread yesterday), he was saying that he has lost a bit of weight again this close season and I for one won't be 'getting on his back' if he doesn't score in the first few games!!!! I hope no one who sits near me in the N&P does either!!!
    Whilst I didn't like the way he went about things, I'm sure that he was probably ill advised by his agent.
    Let's all move on from this saga and give the team our wholehearted support. <cheers>
     
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  8. Forgot_My_Lines

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    Here-here!
     
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  9. Swords Hoopster

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    A bit? He'd want to lose more than that.

    Its a shame because if he got his act together, he could be a top class player. I honestly believe he would have made the England squad if he wasn't so fat.

    If he sheds a lot of timber, he could become a 20 goal a Season man. No question.
     
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  10. Beefforhire-NCFC

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    If he shed a lot of timber he wouldn't be the player and he wouldn't be able to do what he does you mockney derp.

    He'dbe ****, and we'd probably have to sell him to QPR
     
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  11. Swords Hoopster

    Swords Hoopster New Member

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    Yes. And you're still the bloke with a picture of another bloke as your Avatar! <laugh>
     
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  12. Beefforhire-NCFC

    Beefforhire-NCFC Well-Known Member

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    A decent Footballer as my avatar, and yes, your still just another mockney twat.
     
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  13. Star of David Bardsley

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    He's Irish. Why is every QPR fan that riles you a 'mockney'?
     
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  14. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    West London is home of the "Mockney!"
     
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  15. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Actually, thinking about it, when you consider your team's location, all the rubbish that Swords spouts is quite appropriate!

    Talk about the "Old Bull and Bush!"

    <laugh>
     
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  16. Swords Hoopster

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    :emoticon-0102-bigsm.
     
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  17. CanariesSoccer

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    Homophobic post? Your life must be so ****.
     
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  18. Swords Hoopster

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    Oh don't be such a big baby.
     
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  19. Beefforhire-NCFC

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    Okay, he's an Irish Mockney twat then, happy?
     
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  20. Swords Hoopster

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    Don't know why you're so angry with me Beef. I was only having a laugh mate. <ok>
     
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