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Off Topic The Rep Brothel

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Ah, a rolling contract might be difficult if they hadn't got to the point of 'legally' confirming the next year. You'd like to think they'd honour a year's salary, especially with the funds they are investing, but probably not a lot Dyche can do if they say no.
     
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  2. Hornette_TID

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    i guess there's no way we'll know unless someone leaks the info...but after they acted so dishonourably towards him, i'd hope they did the honourable thing...
     
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  3. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    "It's Watford, but not as we know it!" for some reason got me singing the song, which for some reason come out as "Star repping across the universe.."
     
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  4. Hornette_TID

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    and on that note, i'd better get myself to bed...good to see you Obi, hope to give you rep tomorrow! :)...night night, sweet dreams :)
     
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  5. Hornette_TID

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    lol...good one! Can you voice record it so we can hear it? ;)
     
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  6. Agent Bruce

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    I wish you two lovebirds would get a room and stop clogging up the forum.
     
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  7. Cove

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    They really should at 2 in the morning. The little rep lovers!:tongue:
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Imagine a rep hotel...

    Room service! Would you like 40 rep points or 50 this morning fine sir.
     
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  9. Agent Bruce

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    And would you like sweetener with it?
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

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    Then again Obi would need Viagra with it.
     
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  11. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Rep Jail but I got a lot of you done.

    I know owe a lot still, I may have to make a list.
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    My rep reserves are as empty as a hermits address book.
     
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  13. Agent Bruce

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    Same as your bank account?
     
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  14. Agent Bruce

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    Another four and a half hours and Obi will be back to keep the Brothel ticking over with his love tryst.

    Just hope his wife doesn't find out about it.

    Of course for a little consideration I won't tell her.
     
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  15. Alan

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    rep
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Indeed. Marriage does that to a man
     
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  17. Agent Bruce

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    At least she lets you go to the football, some guy's can't go. Their wives make them stay at home .................... while they go!
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    My dream woman.. Ginger, Scottish, leggy, loves the Toon as much as me.
    Oh.. And she would have a liking for pints of continental lager and egg mayo sandwiches..
     
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  19. Agent Bruce

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    You mean any port in a storm. I used to like egg mayo sarnies when I was a kid, haven't had them for yonks.
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Found the perfect recipe..
    6 free range eggs.
    Boil and chop hot.
    Add white pepper
    Add back pepper
    Pinch of salt
    Low fat Helmans mayo (blue)
    Low fat heinz salad cream
    Chop again
    Add cress

    Job done
     
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