If I gave the slightest ****, I would be thinking that this England team could do with a big number 9 on the pitch, but uncle woy knows best eh?
World class wooney eh a guillotine victim would have got that on target...and I could have made jokes about getting the chop
And Scott Parker is staggering round like a city centre drunk everytime a Ukraine boy plods towards the box. And only itv commentators would see this as a thing to admire...