I'm sat here on a wet and cold day just comtemplating,are we going to get the nationover-run with the Rooney special ? it doesn't bother me as I'm bold just thinking of those poor children who will be pestering mum and dad I WANT A
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The same haircut looks better on other team members...not such a good look on Rooney now he's losing his hair again. Kids will try and copy though, I remember kids with bandaged heads a la Butcher
Hair and clothes are just the same. Grade 2 hair on Beckham looks great, short hair on me only accentuates my resemblance to King Edward (the potato rather than the monarch). The good looking ones look good regardless which rags they are wearing. For some reason when I dress up in my best "Autograph" shirt from M&S, I still look like a fat git who is trying too hard.
I have hair everywhere.
All over my scalp, on my chin, down my cheeks and under as well as in my nose and ears and never mind the other places.
I have nothing but sympathy for you follicly challenged fellows.
You want to try being hairy.
All over my scalp, on my chin, down my cheeks and under as well as in my nose and ears and never mind the other places.
I have nothing but sympathy for you follicly challenged fellows.
You want to try being hairy.
Rooney is an unbelievably ugly human.
All footballers should have short back and sides, and a reasonably level of stubble.
All footballers should have short back and sides, and a reasonably level of stubble.
Disagree. All players should be required to have long, stringy mullets, because it would test their commitment; any player willing to sport such an atrocity for a decade or more truly loves football.
I look like that drummer chappy in Sesame Street.
I have to book an appointment with my barber as he says it takes so long to cut my hair.
I have to book an appointment with my barber as he says it takes so long to cut my hair.
The worst haircut in the world (drumroll) I give you Gerry Francis. How can anyone be in the same room as him with a pair of scissors and not start hacking away?
I haven't got any to cut badly
My workmate has given up going to the barbers, can't afford the search fee!
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