Grips my **** well o/t

[Billy Death]

What a heap of sh7t you drive Bill!!!!

My main car is an eye-catching but safe SAAB 93 Convertible - Lush (and it pulls the Burds - especially in Consett)

Bart

You wanna buy another one?

I still have Janie's & I can't drive anymore.

 

[billofengland]

What a heap of sh7t you drive Bill!!!!

My main car is an eye-catching but safe SAAB 93 Convertible - Lush (and it pulls the Burds - especially in Consett)

Bart

Cool mate............... Good tip," start stocking up on spares"..... Question,,,,,,Will the Consett tarts fall for the Vectra? or should I just buy all their drinks all night?

 

[Black Cat Kiwi]

Bill...................I saw one of those lorries with a "How's my driving?" sticker on the back and decided I should give the number a call.

"Hello, I'd like to make a report about the driving of one your vehicles. Unfortunately, it's not very good."

"Sorry to hear that," said the operator, "could you let me have the vehicle registration please?"

"Certainly," I replied, before reading it out to her.

"Thanks, now could you be a bit more specific about the driving, so that I can pass some feedback on to the driver?"

"I wouldn't bother," I replied,[NSFW] "he's dead."[/NSFW]

 

[billofengland]

Bill...................I saw one of those lorries with a "How's my driving?" sticker on the back and decided I should give the number a call.

"Hello, I'd like to make a report about the driving of one your vehicles. Unfortunately, it's not very good."

"Sorry to hear that," said the operator, "could you let me have the vehicle registration please?"

"Certainly," I replied, before reading it out to her.

"Thanks, now could you be a bit more specific about the driving, so that I can pass some feedback on to the driver?"

"I wouldn't bother," I replied,[NSFW] "he's dead."[/NSFW]

Liked this one Kiwi, forwarded it to the lads.