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Grips my **** well o/t

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by billofengland, May 31, 2012.

  1. Billy Death

    Billy Death Guest

    You wanna buy another one?

    I still have Janie's & I can't drive anymore.
     
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  2. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    Cool mate............... Good tip," start stocking up on spares"..... Question,,,,,,Will the Consett tarts fall for the Vectra? or should I just buy all their drinks all night?
     
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  3. Black Cat Kiwi

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    Bill...................I saw one of those lorries with a "How's my driving?" sticker on the back and decided I should give the number a call.

    "Hello, I'd like to make a report about the driving of one your vehicles. Unfortunately, it's not very good."

    "Sorry to hear that," said the operator, "could you let me have the vehicle registration please?"

    "Certainly," I replied, before reading it out to her.

    "Thanks, now could you be a bit more specific about the driving, so that I can pass some feedback on to the driver?"

    "I wouldn't bother," I replied,[NSFW] "he's dead."[/NSFW]
     
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  4. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    Liked this one Kiwi, forwarded it to the lads.
     
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