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  1. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    No, it's a comment.
     
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  2. Cheik the room

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    *Sigggggghs* My impersonations are lost on some people.
     
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  3. Sidthemackem

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    Oh, I get it. It's an impersonation of someone being unfunny?

    Most excellent!
     
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  4. Cheik the room

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    CORRECT!

    That person being Cest.

    You got there in the end young man <ok>
     
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  5. Sidthemackem

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    Ah, but Cest makes oi larf, so he do.
     
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  6. Cheik the room

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    Well that shows the extent of your mental capacity.
     
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  7. Sidthemackem

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    Does it indeedy? How wonderfully uninteresting. What makes people laugh has very little to do with "mental capacity".

    I took the Mensa test and nearly fell off my chair laughing at the first question. So much for IQ...
     
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  8. Cheik the room

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    The Mensa test is meant to be funny and not an accurate test of IQ <laugh>
     
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  9. Sidthemackem

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    Well it got that right, then. First question, if I recall correctly, was along the lines of "Which one is the odd one out?"

    a) Church
    b) Town Hall
    c) Museum
    d) Bank
    e) Dog

    I like to think I got it right....
     
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  10. Billy Death

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    I'm so happy I'm off for a ****. <ok>.
     
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  11. Cheik the room

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    <laugh> The museum as it is the only place you will find anyone with even the loosest of morals <whistle>
     
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  12. Billy Death

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    I would say both the dog & the museum as the others are full of twats.
     
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  13. Cheik the room

    Cheik the room Well-Known Member

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    I was thinking along some sort of similar lines Bill ahah.
     
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  14. Billy Death

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    See Mr Room, we're not that different you & I, lol.
     
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  15. Cheik the room

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    Except I'm cooler :bandit:
     
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    Sunday Trifle

    This is my version of traditional trifle without using jelly. We used to have this nearly every Sunday for dessert when I was growing up. It includes a fresh custard recipe but you could use supermarket prepared custard or make it with powder.

    *Ready in 2 hours 25 mins

    Ingredients
    Serves: 8
    5 trifle sponge cakes
    5 tablespoons of raspberry jam, or as needed
    200g punnet of fresh raspberries, or more if preferred
    2 (284 ml) cartons double cream
    3 egg yolks
    30g (1 oz) caster sugar
    60g (2 oz) toasted flaked almonds.

    Preparation method
    Prep: 2 hours 10 mins | Cook: 15 mins
    1. Spread raspberry jam onto each piece of sponge cake.
    2. Then break the sponge cakes into pieces and place in bottom of large glass bowl.
    3. Sprinkle over the fresh raspberries.
    4. Next make a custard by gently heating ONE carton of double cream in a small saucepan.
    5. While the cream is heating, beat the egg yolks with the sugar in a bowl until golden yellow and smooth, then strain into clean bowl.
    6. Now pour the warm cream into it, and stir like billyo! Return custard to saucepan on a low heat and stir gently while it thickens. It should be thick enough to coat the back of a metal spoon - then remove it from the heat and leave to cool down.
    7. Pour the cooled custard over the sponge cakes. Whip the other carton of cream, but not too stiffly, and spread over the custard.
    8. Sprinkle with the flaked almonds, and chill for a couple of hours before scoffing!
    One hour chilling time is included in total time.
     
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  17. Makemstine Roger

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  18. Cheik the room

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  19. Shameless

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    I laughed at this bit
     
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

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    <laugh> Ah diddums.
     
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