Your porn name

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Apparently if you take the name of your first pet as your first name and your mam's maiden name as your second name you construct your own hypothetical porn name...

That would make me GINGER COLLINSON then..... I quite like it...

 

[Darth Plagueis]

Penny Wilkinson

XD

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Penny Wilkinson

XD

you tart Tash... a bit of lippy and away you go...

 

[Joelinton's Right Foot]

Fluffy Gotts

 

[-toon-fan-pete-]

dicky small




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dicky being my birds name

 

[Agent Bruce]

Fluffy McCormack.

 

[Agent Bruce]

dicky small




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dicky being my birds name

Wouldn't talk too much about having a small dicky.

 

[Joelinton's Right Foot]

dicky small

Apparently he's been in quite a few porn films, but I never noticed him.

 

[Christopher Tolfree]

Ben Foley
I thought your porn name was your pets first name combined with the street you grew up on in which case it would be Ben the Ridge

 

[Joelinton's Right Foot]

Ben Foley
I thought your porn name was your pets first name combined with the street you grew up on in which case it would be Ben the Ridge

That would make mine Fluffy Sutherland. I prefer that one lol

 

[Jesus Was A Geordie]

I'm either Levi Murphy or Levi Cradock...Nice!

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

Ghost Maddison

 

[1892nel]

I'm either Pinky Johnson or Pinky Stanhope

 

[Mod Face]

I always thought it was First Pet and Street you grew up in. I had two cats when I was little so I picked the one who lived longest.

From that I'm 'Jason Marine'. I am okay with this.

Using your system I'd be 'Smoof Henson'!

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

Fast Food Boy Smoof Henson in

"Do you want fries with that shake 2 -Ass shaking goodness"

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Fluffy McCormack.

ROFL - that is a classic....

 

[GeordieYamYam]

Cindy Mullett

 

[Genghis Badger]

****** Jones or ****** Park Lane. (Park lane Gateshead that is). It was not racist when i was little.

 

[Mod Face]

****** Jones or ****** Park Lane. (Park lane Gateshead that is). It was not racist when i was little.

Ah, the Suarez defence.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

****** Jones or ****** Park Lane. (Park lane Gateshead that is). It was not racist when i was little.

the dambuster Guy whotsitface had a dog called N****r.... this is a matter of record.